Message from @Hotzendorf

Discord ID: 463199152038346763


2018-07-02 04:20:16 UTC  

FRANCE

2018-07-02 04:20:37 UTC  

I get my nice little green bubbles on the border with Germany

2018-07-02 04:20:41 UTC  

Then Bam!

2018-07-02 04:20:45 UTC  

Crash!

2018-07-02 04:21:20 UTC  

Lol

2018-07-02 04:21:40 UTC  

The game doesn’t want you to win

2018-07-02 04:21:42 UTC  

I know I can beat Germany

2018-07-02 04:21:51 UTC  

Me and Italy combined have more units

2018-07-02 04:23:01 UTC  

God damnit I'm downloading an Israel Mod

2018-07-02 04:23:18 UTC  

Actually fuck that I'm playing a real country

2018-07-02 04:23:33 UTC  

I'm gonna go play Bhutan

2018-07-02 04:24:05 UTC  

Do a Liberia world conquest

2018-07-02 04:24:21 UTC  

Take over with the power of Ebola

2018-07-02 04:24:33 UTC  

Thunder Dragon Empire

2018-07-02 04:25:12 UTC  

Ebola empire now

2018-07-02 04:25:33 UTC  

Liberia doesn't sound that hard tbh

2018-07-02 04:25:41 UTC  

Attack France that's it

2018-07-02 04:26:03 UTC  

If you're Fascist, Germany will let you into Axis

2018-07-02 04:26:14 UTC  

Then you just attack France and take some colonies

2018-07-02 04:27:04 UTC  

>some colonies
That’s a funny way of saying *ALL OF AFRICA*

2018-07-02 04:28:03 UTC  

Germany will probably take most of it

2018-07-02 04:28:24 UTC  

Taking puppets is probably your best bet actually

2018-07-02 04:28:36 UTC  

Algeria has a lot of manpower

2018-07-02 04:28:41 UTC  

As does much of the interior

2018-07-02 04:29:01 UTC  

Make puppets for enslaving into your shitty army

2018-07-02 04:29:15 UTC  

Good luck with that

2018-07-02 04:29:25 UTC  

It's not that hard

2018-07-02 04:29:41 UTC  

Never played hoi4

2018-07-02 04:29:45 UTC  

Play as tannu Tuva

2018-07-02 04:29:50 UTC  

I assume you're playing hoi4

2018-07-02 04:30:31 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-02 04:30:37 UTC  

I'm salty cuz it keeps crashing

2018-07-02 04:30:43 UTC  

I wanted a thicc France

2018-07-02 04:30:56 UTC  

How thicc

2018-07-02 04:30:59 UTC  

Yummy yummy, Brabant in my tummy

2018-07-02 04:31:04 UTC  

Not too thicc

2018-07-02 04:31:17 UTC  

Play Nepal

2018-07-02 04:31:20 UTC  

I think that annexing everything makes borders gay

2018-07-02 04:31:22 UTC  

Franch should probably be really difficult

2018-07-02 04:31:30 UTC  

Mate

2018-07-02 04:31:30 UTC  

I once conquered the world as Vichy France, bow before me