Praise Kek.

if the US wanted war with Canada you think that assistant PE teacher cuck you call a prime minister would mount anything a sane person could call a defense?

You mean a very Stern formal Complaint?

oh....welll....a sern complaint, well then let's call off the invasion guys!

you mean a strongly worded letter?

To be honest. If we did invade Canada with intent to Conquer it. It'd be the easiest War to conceal.

you can't invade Canada because it's current year!

that almost as funny as the wheel chocked tank

No We'd invade. Have a Elite Recon Team take control of one of their News Stations. When they start asking what that Racket is outside just broadcast they won the Stanly Cup.

They'd never notice the Military Invasion until they look up and see fresh American Flags.

If you seen what happens to a Canadian City after a Hockey Game you know exactly what I'm talking about.

They loose a Hockey Game. They trash their own city. The Win a Hockey Game. They Trash their Own city.

dat stanley cup

lol

"Eh hoser! You notice we pay for our maple syrup with green money now?"

"Eh What's that up there?" "It's the US Flag." "What's it doing up there?" "The US conquered us Last night." "You mean the Canucks didn't Win the Cup?" "Afraid not." "I'm going to write a formal complaint about this."

To be honest. I'm not entirely sure if the Formal Complaint would be about being conquered or the Canucks not getting the cup.

lol

does canada have more than one news station? isn't it just government TV or bust?

I'm not entirely sure.

In Anchorman 2 there was a Canadian News Team. But not sure how accurate that is.

and can we take the country, but leave Toronto and their universities?

lol toronto ontario

https://youtu.be/Cd0uaMynQJI

and vancouver

top regressive cities in canada

and they can keep the french speaking parts too. It's bad enough we have to learn Spanish as a second language, let alone learning to speak surrender.

nah the froggies are awesome

they can meet up with their long lost relatives in Louisiana

etc

@Kollins that's why I'm saying we should annex quebec and start a french-spanish race war

lol

I kinda hate the whole French Cowardice Sterotype. It's not as insulting as the reality.

Cajun Accents are amazing!

lol

The reality being totally inept lack of common sense planning, oh and losing most your army to starvation. Cowardice would at least imply enough intelligence to avoid a fight they can't win.

it's cliche, but next to the surrender stereotype is the 4ft tall leader napalm or whatever his name was

A more modern example. Doesn't the French Navy currently have a really expensive Nuclear Aircraft carrier that can't be used because it was built and designed wrong? Moving slower then the steam powered Aircraft Carrier it was meant to replace?

you mean an army needs logistics? I suppose next you'll tell me someone wrote about that 1500 years ago

yea but in the US of A we built a tank that can't fit on normal roads or trains!