Message from @franti

Discord ID: 464169740731154442


2018-07-04 20:34:43 UTC  

You lost the game?

2018-07-04 20:35:52 UTC  

if you read all the notes made by the generals this is how the game's lore will go:
> Ulfric Kills high king Toregg
>Dragonborn Kills Alduin but can't absorb his sould becuase he is a demi-god (so he'll return)
>Dragonborn joined the Stormcloaks and helps win the civil war
>Dragonborn goes to Solsteim and becomes trapped by the Tentacle Daedra
>The empire amasses an army in Cyrodil behind the blocked snowveil pass
>The Emipre leads a trained military invasion of Skyrim
>Ulfric flees to Solsteim

2018-07-04 20:36:06 UTC  

then TES:6

2018-07-04 20:37:46 UTC  

Hey that's fair

2018-07-04 20:37:59 UTC  

and I like the idea of the Dragonborn being the new champion of old Herma Mora

2018-07-04 20:38:09 UTC  

He's not really malicious, just an asshole and a fucking NEEEEEEEEEERD

2018-07-04 20:38:46 UTC  

My destructo-mage playthgrough had me willingly serving him by the end

2018-07-04 20:39:06 UTC  

because as long as I get to learn new ways to blow shit up, and my soul probably belongs to Akatosh in the end anyway,who cares?

2018-07-04 20:39:53 UTC  

My dad taught me how to shave today! I'm so happy 😄

2018-07-04 20:40:13 UTC  

dude...

2018-07-04 20:40:50 UTC  

um

2018-07-04 20:41:03 UTC  

Are you 15?

2018-07-04 20:41:47 UTC  

wow

2018-07-04 20:41:53 UTC  

He gave me these high quality german razors, they shave SUPER close. It looks like I never grew hair on my face ever! It's super smooth like a girl's face. I think this crossdressing thing might work after all

2018-07-04 20:42:03 UTC  

xD

2018-07-04 20:42:06 UTC  

nice

2018-07-04 20:44:27 UTC  

Wait

2018-07-04 20:44:29 UTC  

can I get some

2018-07-04 20:44:30 UTC  

context here

2018-07-04 20:44:41 UTC  

you trans or what's happening here cause I think I missed a memo

2018-07-04 20:44:50 UTC  

A trap

2018-07-04 20:44:51 UTC  

@Somnio gib brand

2018-07-04 20:44:58 UTC  

Gooooootcha

2018-07-04 20:45:05 UTC  

and his dad is... rolling with it?

2018-07-04 20:45:08 UTC  

my razor is garbage

2018-07-04 20:45:16 UTC  

I'm not a girl

2018-07-04 20:45:22 UTC  

I said his

2018-07-04 20:45:34 UTC  

what is this faggotry

2018-07-04 20:45:36 UTC  

is "dad" your actual dad?

2018-07-04 20:45:39 UTC  

go back to your hole Galm

2018-07-04 20:45:51 UTC  

@Ruggwain remind me in 8 hours when im home from work and I'll tell you the brand

2018-07-04 20:46:00 UTC  

A liberal organization has just published a study showing that gender expression is rooted in hormones
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/7/4/17534124/caltech-testosterone-luxury-status-symbols-study-report

2018-07-04 20:46:06 UTC  

*8 hours*

2018-07-04 20:46:07 UTC  

oof

2018-07-04 20:46:13 UTC  

@King Canuck go back to seal clubbing you fucking tree nigger

2018-07-04 20:46:21 UTC  

Man you've got some issues

2018-07-04 20:46:33 UTC  

maybe you should let that stress off by clubbing some seals

2018-07-04 20:46:38 UTC  

Crossdressing = harmless fun
Trans = mental illness

2018-07-04 20:46:46 UTC  

^^

2018-07-04 20:46:46 UTC  

Technically true

2018-07-04 20:46:52 UTC  

wrong