Message from @A Random Crusader

Discord ID: 464249650078023691


2018-07-05 02:01:15 UTC  

Help

2018-07-05 02:01:22 UTC  

I got an email

2018-07-05 02:01:28 UTC  

from?

2018-07-05 02:01:34 UTC  

is it school again?

2018-07-05 02:01:38 UTC  

i was force fed salad as a kid one time and projectile vomited, ever since I can barely handle the smell of salad dressing

2018-07-05 02:01:40 UTC  

he literally eats essentially nothing but soy in some form mixed with vegetables.

2018-07-05 02:01:43 UTC  

@Deleted User Your mom emails me all the time.

2018-07-05 02:01:44 UTC  
2018-07-05 02:01:50 UTC  

Email adress

2018-07-05 02:01:53 UTC  

Physically remove soyboi

2018-07-05 02:01:54 UTC  
2018-07-05 02:01:55 UTC  

Vegetables count as salad

2018-07-05 02:01:58 UTC  

lol

2018-07-05 02:01:59 UTC  

Also..?

2018-07-05 02:02:04 UTC  

We labeled him a soyboy a year before it was even a meme.

2018-07-05 02:02:06 UTC  

potato salad is also gross

2018-07-05 02:02:13 UTC  

Does he call meat late at night?

2018-07-05 02:02:17 UTC  

It contains funny stuff

2018-07-05 02:02:20 UTC  

Having toferky and such

2018-07-05 02:02:20 UTC  

@Zednix that's because you never had good potato salad

2018-07-05 02:02:21 UTC  

Anyone who primarily eats soy is subhuman

2018-07-05 02:02:25 UTC  

^

2018-07-05 02:02:28 UTC  

Read <#383108664380227595>

2018-07-05 02:02:31 UTC  

potato salad looks like potatoes mixed with shampoo/whalejizz

2018-07-05 02:02:47 UTC  

@Zednix Potato Salad is good, its like a Deviled-Egg potato

2018-07-05 02:02:48 UTC  

I only support primary soy diets in 3rd world where meat costs to much

2018-07-05 02:02:49 UTC  

lol shampoo

2018-07-05 02:02:53 UTC  

like, we actually would sometimes call him a soyboy. And then tell him all that soy was gonna grow him tits.

2018-07-05 02:02:55 UTC  

Its a long email amd i dont want to clutter chat

2018-07-05 02:02:56 UTC  

did jdm remove the well done role?

2018-07-05 02:02:57 UTC  

u have been eating the wrong salad

2018-07-05 02:03:22 UTC  

Well done steak isn't even meat

2018-07-05 02:03:30 UTC  

the smell of salad dressing turns my stomach, force fed as a kid ruined it

2018-07-05 02:03:39 UTC  

Rare-Medium is the only acceptable range for a good cut

2018-07-05 02:03:43 UTC  

@Deleted User yeah, the joke was spent anyway.

2018-07-05 02:03:49 UTC  

I prefer mac salad to potato personally

2018-07-05 02:03:56 UTC  

^

2018-07-05 02:04:03 UTC  

look, I might be broken because i hate pie and salad, but I would never cook a steak beyond medium rare

2018-07-05 02:04:09 UTC  

southern not northern

2018-07-05 02:04:09 UTC  

well done steak is treason

2018-07-05 02:04:16 UTC  

northern has to much mustard