Ah

American psycho, right?

It's an exciting time to be alive

...and in discord

If you're just going to spam copypastas go do that in Dankula's shithole

@Deleted User Whew...that one felt warmer than usual. Hope it doesn't- Oh fuck me, it's a stinker. You seriously couldn't have waited until we were out of the elevator, away from your coworkers to unleash the beast? It's gonna reek like a broken bottle of shit perfume on a muggy summer day, I just know it! Don't panic! Don't panic! Maybe it won't linger too long. Maybe it will pass without notice. Oh Jesus, no! The stench - it's...it's getting worse! They know! Goddamnit, they fucking know! DENY IT! DENY IT!

"WASN'T ME, GUYS!!"

Not yet, ya damn fool! You fuckin' spaz! You jumped the gun! The malodorous wind hasn't spread far enough to announce such a drastic denial! They're all looking at you! Are you happy with yourself? WELL, ARE YOU? Now they do know! Everyone knows! Even the beautiful women pulling their blouses over their noses! And what the fuck do you think they're gonna to do with this humiliating information? Go ahead, guess! That's right, Mr. Shitbody! They're gonna tell all their hot friends that something must've died in your ass! Wave goodbye to pussy for a long-ass time, bro! It's back to jackin' off for you!

Wait - maybe not! Turn it all into a joke!

"JUST KIDDING! I FARTED! HA HA!"

You stupid, pickle-brained motherfucker! That wasn't funny for shit! A joke! A joke! Do you not understand the meaning of a goddamn joke?! It's to create a distraction with universal laughter - which you've completely failed to do. Welp, you're fucked. The focus is squarely on the steaming point of origin now: your rotten asshole. I'm packing up and moving out. Life with you after this point would just be insufferable. Good luck with whatever bleak future lies ahead. At least it can't smell any worse than the death-aroma you've just unleashed upon your fellow man.

Oh, and did I mention I suppressed a childhood memory of you pissing your pants in front your classmates back in second grade? Yeah, have fun with that, jerk-off.

I sleep every night @Deleted User

🚁 🚁 🚁

Ok so. Ever since I was 7. I couldn't force myself to do anything. Not homework. Not chores. Not being patient with my mom when she would nag me. My teachers would get really disappointed in me and tell me what a reprehensible, feeble, feminine little sissy I was. My dad was too soft on me, he let me continue on my merry road to hell. And I have gotten there. I haven't left the house in a month. I dropped out of 10th grade last year. I piss in jugs and watch Naruto (fuck you haters Naruto is the best Anime) 7 hours a day. Every night I go to sleep and wish I don't wake up again. My dad pretends I don't exist. I weight 350 pounds and I get a little heavier each week. My dick has long disappeared underneath my prodigious belly. Oh well, at least I know what "prodigious" means. I bet the kids that used to call me faggot and sissy in school don't. And don't get me started on women. Women at least have a use, but they don't have a man's strength. So they should be used like the cows they really are. Weak men, however-- like me, should be shot in sight. I'd do it myself, but I'm just took weak, too lowly a form of life to go through with even this one act of strength. I know how I sound. I know how I come off. That just makes it all worse. I'm just not the same as other people.

What is that from @Werlf?

god

lol

If you can't sell shit, you ARE shit, now hit the bricks pal!

XD

legit

@both

>this is a fucking treasure

I'm fucking tired of "anime fan" used as an insult.

Anime fans gave you the vote.

Anime fans gave you equality.

Anime fans gave you your inalienable rights.

Anime fans gave you free fucking speech.

Anime fans are the enemy of tyrants, and I'll be forever proud to defend it.

Hmmm

Interesting take.

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@A Random Crusader if you change your mind, you can send me a DM. I will try to get you in one of your national worker movements, then.

what

You got a chance! @A Random Crusader XD

yeah.

think about it.

Think deeply.

But why would I want that, I'm as Bourgeoisie as one can get

I have insomnia, but I roll with it.

not Antifa, those are often internationalists.

I've been poor my whole life, but, I'm making better choices now.

fuck them.

@M4Gunner ✋Excuse me sir ✋👏but 👏👉is that original post you made 👉right there 👉loss ❓☝Now hold on ☝😡it might sound ridiculous 😡😤but bare with me here. 😤👀You see 👀 there's 4️⃣ panels ☝let's count them ☝ 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ panels ❗️❗️✋And you know what else has 4️⃣ panels ❓😤That's right 😤😡loss does ❗️😡 👇But i'm not done yet 👇 👀you see 👀👉in the first panel 👉☝there is ☝ 1️⃣ object 👈 positioned slightly to the left. 👈 😡Should I even continue ❓😡😤I guess I will 😤😒as you still don't understand. 😒 😲I should clarify this is a level 5 loss meme 😲🙄so I don't expect you to understand it. 🙄 💁‍ Anyways 💁‍ ✌️ in the second panel ✌️👀there are 2️⃣ objects 👀👉next to each other 👉 👇with one being slightly below the other. 👇☝ In the 3️⃣rd panel ☝ ✌️another 2️⃣ objects are present ✌️ 🙌right next to each other. 🙌 👆 Finally, 👆 there are, yet again, 2️⃣ objects 👆 🤙 which form an L shape. 🤙 👀Everything looks like it's adding up 👀😤therefore😤😡it HAS to be loss ❗️❗️😒You need to make it less obvious next time 😒🙄if you want it to be more funny

Sock puppets for millionaires like Soros.

I am Soros

Agreed on that.

Frankly I would happily work with fascists to dismantle Communism

But Rubin is too.

yap

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