Message from @VexenX
Discord ID: 465989459964329984
Idk, we'll have to test it
Well, it'll be interesting
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Do you shower? I barely ever shower. Actually, I think the stench of a long day's work is what makes me an alpha male. See, when women walk past me, right away they're able to smell the long hours - usually eight, sometimes more - of hard yakka I've put into the day's construction project. But that's not all. Straight after I'm done at the worksite I'll go to the gym and do three hours of intensive weight lifting - yesterday, I benched 500 kilograms without a spotter. Then I'll go home, eat some beef, slather what's left over me so the protein can sink through my skin, and go straight to lie down for the night on my bed of nails. Rinse and repeat, except without the shower water, because I don't shower very much. The bed of nails is only when I'm on my own though. For my bad days. I have this other bed which I don't like using but have to because of all the bitches I fuck every week. They don't like the nails. Fair enough; I'm the man around here. Sometimes, I'll go for an entire week without showering. By the end of the week, that's 77 hours and seven cows worth of blood, sweat and tears filling the air wherever I go. The chicks love it. They can't take their eyes off me. In fact, most of them yell "Oh my God!" at the mere sight of me. Of course, I get people who complain. Sometimes these limp-wristed cunts wearing polo shirts, loafers and Ralph Lauren caps come up to me and tell me I smell bad. But they're just pussies who don't understand what it is to be a man. Those soyboys who shower every night with their $50 Palmolive bodywash can fuck right off. If there's one thing boning hundreds of beautiful women a year has taught me, women don't want walking bars of soap - they want men.
Ah
American psycho, right?
It's an exciting time to be alive
...and in discord
If you're just going to spam copypastas go do that in Dankula's shithole
@Deleted User Whew...that one felt warmer than usual. Hope it doesn't- Oh fuck me, it's a stinker. You seriously couldn't have waited until we were out of the elevator, away from your coworkers to unleash the beast? It's gonna reek like a broken bottle of shit perfume on a muggy summer day, I just know it! Don't panic! Don't panic! Maybe it won't linger too long. Maybe it will pass without notice. Oh Jesus, no! The stench - it's...it's getting worse! They know! Goddamnit, they fucking know! DENY IT! DENY IT!
"WASN'T ME, GUYS!!"
Not yet, ya damn fool! You fuckin' spaz! You jumped the gun! The malodorous wind hasn't spread far enough to announce such a drastic denial! They're all looking at you! Are you happy with yourself? WELL, ARE YOU? Now they do know! Everyone knows! Even the beautiful women pulling their blouses over their noses! And what the fuck do you think they're gonna to do with this humiliating information? Go ahead, guess! That's right, Mr. Shitbody! They're gonna tell all their hot friends that something must've died in your ass! Wave goodbye to pussy for a long-ass time, bro! It's back to jackin' off for you!
Wait - maybe not! Turn it all into a joke!
"JUST KIDDING! I FARTED! HA HA!"
You stupid, pickle-brained motherfucker! That wasn't funny for shit! A joke! A joke! Do you not understand the meaning of a goddamn joke?! It's to create a distraction with universal laughter - which you've completely failed to do. Welp, you're fucked. The focus is squarely on the steaming point of origin now: your rotten asshole. I'm packing up and moving out. Life with you after this point would just be insufferable. Good luck with whatever bleak future lies ahead. At least it can't smell any worse than the death-aroma you've just unleashed upon your fellow man.
Oh, and did I mention I suppressed a childhood memory of you pissing your pants in front your classmates back in second grade? Yeah, have fun with that, jerk-off.
I sleep every night @Deleted User
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Ok so. Ever since I was 7. I couldn't force myself to do anything. Not homework. Not chores. Not being patient with my mom when she would nag me. My teachers would get really disappointed in me and tell me what a reprehensible, feeble, feminine little sissy I was. My dad was too soft on me, he let me continue on my merry road to hell. And I have gotten there. I haven't left the house in a month. I dropped out of 10th grade last year. I piss in jugs and watch Naruto (fuck you haters Naruto is the best Anime) 7 hours a day. Every night I go to sleep and wish I don't wake up again. My dad pretends I don't exist. I weight 350 pounds and I get a little heavier each week. My dick has long disappeared underneath my prodigious belly. Oh well, at least I know what "prodigious" means. I bet the kids that used to call me faggot and sissy in school don't. And don't get me started on women. Women at least have a use, but they don't have a man's strength. So they should be used like the cows they really are. Weak men, however-- like me, should be shot in sight. I'd do it myself, but I'm just took weak, too lowly a form of life to go through with even this one act of strength. I know how I sound. I know how I come off. That just makes it all worse. I'm just not the same as other people.
god
lol
If you can't sell shit, you ARE shit, now hit the bricks pal!
XD
legit
>this is a fucking treasure
I'm fucking tired of "anime fan" used as an insult.
Anime fans gave you the vote.
Anime fans gave you equality.
Anime fans gave you your inalienable rights.
Anime fans gave you free fucking speech.
Anime fans are the enemy of tyrants, and I'll be forever proud to defend it.
Hmmm
Interesting take.
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@A Random Crusader if you change your mind, you can send me a DM. I will try to get you in one of your national worker movements, then.
what
You got a chance! @A Random Crusader XD
yeah.
think about it.
Think deeply.
But why would I want that, I'm as Bourgeoisie as one can get
I have insomnia, but I roll with it.
not Antifa, those are often internationalists.
I've been poor my whole life, but, I'm making better choices now.
fuck them.
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Sock puppets for millionaires like Soros.
I am Soros
Agreed on that.