but... what's in it for the person pressing the button?

but we're talking about the one doing the jerking

is he gay

The person who is pressing it wont get murdered

Because putin

idk

So... "Whenever I jerk off, my fleshlight is automated and is remotely controlled by a stranger, and I don't know the gender of the controller"?

yeah

please stop.

are gifs/memes allowed in general?

No

He uses a quantum computer with an equation that knows the trajectories of every particle

and he uses it to figure out when the dude is going to jerk

we are not even close to that.

Well this guy is

he is clever.

Super clever he's called Derek

Derek Silberstein

Exactly

He crated Mark Zucc

So.... you KNOW that this faggot named Derek is stroking your dick over wifi?

Yeah, that's gay.

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

what if ur an intersex with a D? is that stil gay?

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dude im not gonna send u interracial D porn

Intersex isn't a thing. That's just a dude who's degenerate as fuck

lol say that to the hundreds and thousands of cases doctors face in the birth room

More like tens, maybe hundreds. It's pretty freaking rare

Sargin

Sargin

@BernstienBear ur name's spelled wrong.

Have you read Locke sarguin

Sargon has no power here

MRW I scroll up and I see people shitting on communism
https://media.giphy.com/media/EtG0pzZSgECnm/giphy.gif

@Fitzydog why???

@BernstienBear Cause you're in the wrong server lol

we sparta nigga

you lookin for athens

lol since when did hermadite get a bad rep

uz lookin for Athens an shi

u need to get patreon account