you ask for a friend.

The webcam isn't enabled I said

On a scale from 1 to 100 degrees Celsius. how much are you tired

So how do people know you're jerking it?

No communication with the person pressing the button

I mean

idk

Lets assume they press it at the same time

How are you communicating your jerking schedule, @Neutronic ?

smoke signals.

@wewuzboomers is still the best twitter account

Lets just say that predeterminism is 100% fact & instead of the limitless possibilities of what the dude could do with that equation he used it to figure out when the dude was goign to jerk

going*

So people are just always pressing the button, and you decide when to jerk it?

nono the person pressing the button knows at what point in time you are going to jerk

because he has the ultimate jerk equation

Yeah, that's pretty gay

damn you're right

the equation afflicts it

Because YOU know that HE knows, you're going to jerk it

but... what's in it for the person pressing the button?

but we're talking about the one doing the jerking

is he gay

The person who is pressing it wont get murdered

Because putin

idk

So... "Whenever I jerk off, my fleshlight is automated and is remotely controlled by a stranger, and I don't know the gender of the controller"?

yeah

please stop.

are gifs/memes allowed in general?

No

He uses a quantum computer with an equation that knows the trajectories of every particle

and he uses it to figure out when the dude is going to jerk

we are not even close to that.

Well this guy is

he is clever.

Super clever he's called Derek

Derek Silberstein

Exactly

He crated Mark Zucc

So.... you KNOW that this faggot named Derek is stroking your dick over wifi?

Yeah, that's gay.