m'kay, thanks... time to get shitposting i guess

why?

Because these things are important to iron out

.... why do you have a wifi enabled fleshlight?

I would say, you are more degenerate than gay.

>wifi enabled fleshlight

why

bro they exist ok google it lol

schroedinger's remote controlled fleshlight... could be a hot chick, could be a hairy dude

That wasn't the question, @Neutronic

Faggot entanglement

it's only gay once you find out

I don't have a wifi fleshlight this is purely academic

sure.

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It's pretty degenerate to be using a wifi fleshlight over a webcam.

you ask for a friend.

The webcam isn't enabled I said

On a scale from 1 to 100 degrees Celsius. how much are you tired

So how do people know you're jerking it?

No communication with the person pressing the button

I mean

idk

Lets assume they press it at the same time

How are you communicating your jerking schedule, @Neutronic ?

smoke signals.

@wewuzboomers is still the best twitter account

Lets just say that predeterminism is 100% fact & instead of the limitless possibilities of what the dude could do with that equation he used it to figure out when the dude was goign to jerk

going*

So people are just always pressing the button, and you decide when to jerk it?

nono the person pressing the button knows at what point in time you are going to jerk

because he has the ultimate jerk equation

Yeah, that's pretty gay

damn you're right

the equation afflicts it

Because YOU know that HE knows, you're going to jerk it

but... what's in it for the person pressing the button?

but we're talking about the one doing the jerking

is he gay

The person who is pressing it wont get murdered

Because putin