Message from @Harazu Keshtah

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2018-07-10 09:50:30 UTC  

because if you take out celly and luna, you've got twi and cadence to deal with.

2018-07-10 09:51:14 UTC  

probably a big enough crisis might get equestria's military reinveigorated no offense to shiny but he's a pretty incompetent head of the army to allow canterlot to be taken twice.

2018-07-10 09:51:30 UTC  

perhaps

2018-07-10 09:51:39 UTC  

I think Tirek is a special case

2018-07-10 09:51:52 UTC  

sorry my bad three times

2018-07-10 09:51:58 UTC  

he seemed pretty invulnerable to anything ponies threw at him

2018-07-10 09:52:02 UTC  

what was number 2?

2018-07-10 09:52:16 UTC  

I know the changeling invasion was 1

2018-07-10 09:52:28 UTC  

storm king invasion

2018-07-10 09:52:36 UTC  

but even then, he was being mind raped by the changelings

2018-07-10 09:52:46 UTC  

Is he even captain of the guard then?

2018-07-10 09:53:14 UTC  

I thought he was Cadence's husband then

2018-07-10 09:53:48 UTC  

it's a good question I think he might be head of the crystal empire's defense force

2018-07-10 09:53:56 UTC  

maybe?

2018-07-10 09:54:20 UTC  

so he was probably too busy blowing his load in cadence to be bothered with advancing airships.

2018-07-10 09:54:37 UTC  

figuring that was someone else's job that day

2018-07-10 09:54:41 UTC  

based on some tiny quirks about equestira I'm convinced that it was once an imperialistic power

2018-07-10 09:55:08 UTC  

Well my theory is that ponies used to be a sort of a balkanised group

2018-07-10 09:55:18 UTC  

and mostly racially segregated.

2018-07-10 09:55:48 UTC  

I imagine Celly and Luna basically did a god emperor on everyone's ass

2018-07-10 09:56:13 UTC  

to play devils advocate a throw away line from shadow play might offer an explanation. they mentioned they sent the guard all over equestira looking for the pony of shadows and they basicly left the capital unguarded for the storm king to march in

2018-07-10 09:56:39 UTC  

pony of shadows?

2018-07-10 09:57:07 UTC  

the balkanization is fact at this point but celestia and luna were invited from some unseen pony empire ofscreen to be monarch also a canon fact

2018-07-10 09:57:21 UTC  

the villan of the season 7 finale

2018-07-10 09:58:26 UTC  

I don't remember this episode

2018-07-10 09:58:31 UTC  

I must have missed it

2018-07-10 09:59:14 UTC  

I thought season 7 finale was the one where Glimmer and Trixie go on a lesbian bug squashing adventure

2018-07-10 10:00:08 UTC  

that was the season 6 also discord was there

2018-07-10 10:00:53 UTC  

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

2018-07-10 10:01:09 UTC  

there's a book called the journal of the two sisters that's canon and basicly describes the begining of celestia and luna's reign

2018-07-10 10:01:24 UTC  

I do love lore expanding episodes

2018-07-10 10:01:50 UTC  

I'd love to have a pre sisters series of MLP

2018-07-10 10:03:06 UTC  

that book was pretty enlightening about celestia and luna's story fun fact the play from the more recent episodes basicly confirms the book is canon

2018-07-10 10:03:08 UTC  

sort of their version of KOTOR

2018-07-10 10:03:44 UTC  

but again I imagine Celly and Luna probably had to do distasteful things in order to bring order to equestria

2018-07-10 10:04:08 UTC  

The god Emperor from warhammer was the same

2018-07-10 10:04:18 UTC  

but I believed his goal was a nobel one.

2018-07-10 10:05:16 UTC  

they didn't equestria was united before celestia and luna turned up. the period of expansionism I think happened afterwards was likely pretty brutal

2018-07-10 10:05:45 UTC  

so who ruled before them?

2018-07-10 10:05:58 UTC  

maybe it was more of an alliance or federation before then?