Tfw your crush is stomach height and the egyptian guy is quite a ways taller than you <:GWfroggyMonkaCop:398570032990388244>

You should probably have a lawyer on retainer though

Not really <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

At least I don't think I am <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

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She was like 3 years older than me

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I mean as in we no longer go to the same learning institutions

And me no pay attention to language

I am but mainly because there are no women in Informatics

For some reason thots like me a lot and I don't know why <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Female best friend says it's because they want to mother me

Ffs I'm not a shota

And thots usually have some palestinian taxi driver ready to haRAM their ass already

It's consensual for them though <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

Except Lena Dunham

Nobody wants her

The day Dunham gets raped

I'll grope an officer

Just stick your peen in de vag

*how to sex*

But what if I don't want to eat ass <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Makes sense

I'm gonna switch from uni to uni of applied sciences so maybe there's more women less feminists there <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

The universities capitulated to the likes of Antifa like 15 years ago

For unis of applied sciences it's literally march this year

^^

I only have liberal strongholds as options

Find a based Catholic university

Either I go to the city that had a massive 100 years red revolution concert or the city that took down its own flag with hundreds of years of history attached to it to fly pride flags instead

I'm currently going for the latter

Kek

Germany has no liberal spirit

what they do?

You could never have free gun ownership in Germany

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@Ruggwain Not Bavaria or the rural areas?

Not even there

Although Bavaria has something of a strong argument for it

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