Message from @Ruggwain

Discord ID: 467476975209021460


2018-07-13 23:39:04 UTC  

God is omnipotent. Of course he can fuck himself.

2018-07-13 23:39:28 UTC  

Stepping up my game ends in chocolate babies <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

2018-07-13 23:39:54 UTC  

K E K

2018-07-13 23:40:35 UTC  

*kek backwards is kek*

2018-07-13 23:40:45 UTC  

*kek in kebab is cake*

2018-07-13 23:41:42 UTC  

Nothing like the npc lifestyle

2018-07-13 23:42:14 UTC  

~~~K~~
K~K~K
~~K~~

2018-07-13 23:42:20 UTC  

Oof

2018-07-13 23:42:29 UTC  

Didn't work

2018-07-13 23:42:41 UTC  

For some reason

2018-07-13 23:42:58 UTC  

Now that I think about it everyone I know is single apart from a lesbian couple and a metal fan who enjoys orgies with his collection of ex-girlfriends 🤔

2018-07-13 23:43:35 UTC  

Kek

2018-07-13 23:43:50 UTC  

15 harassment charges later

2018-07-13 23:44:24 UTC  

Kek

2018-07-13 23:44:40 UTC  

Egyptian property

2018-07-13 23:45:25 UTC  

Tfw your crush is stomach height and the egyptian guy is quite a ways taller than you <:GWfroggyMonkaCop:398570032990388244>

2018-07-13 23:45:32 UTC  

You should probably have a lawyer on retainer though

2018-07-13 23:46:05 UTC  

Not really <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

2018-07-13 23:46:12 UTC  

At least I don't think I am <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-07-13 23:46:24 UTC  

<:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> No

2018-07-13 23:46:36 UTC  

She was like 3 years older than me

2018-07-13 23:47:38 UTC  

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2018-07-13 23:48:11 UTC  

I mean as in we no longer go to the same learning institutions

2018-07-13 23:48:33 UTC  

And me no pay attention to language

2018-07-13 23:49:11 UTC  

I am but mainly because there are no women in Informatics

2018-07-13 23:49:31 UTC  

For some reason thots like me a lot and I don't know why <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-07-13 23:49:52 UTC  

Female best friend says it's because they want to mother me

2018-07-13 23:49:57 UTC  

Ffs I'm not a shota

2018-07-13 23:50:37 UTC  

And thots usually have some palestinian taxi driver ready to haRAM their ass already

2018-07-13 23:51:31 UTC  

It's consensual for them though <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

2018-07-13 23:51:43 UTC  

Except Lena Dunham

2018-07-13 23:51:54 UTC  

Nobody wants her

2018-07-13 23:52:41 UTC  

The day Dunham gets raped

2018-07-13 23:52:54 UTC  

I'll grope an officer

2018-07-13 23:52:54 UTC  

Just stick your peen in de vag

2018-07-13 23:53:11 UTC  

*how to sex*

2018-07-13 23:53:45 UTC  

But what if I don't want to eat ass <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-07-13 23:54:15 UTC  

Makes sense

2018-07-13 23:55:30 UTC  

I'm gonna switch from uni to uni of applied sciences so maybe there's more women less feminists there <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

2018-07-13 23:56:06 UTC  

The universities capitulated to the likes of Antifa like 15 years ago

2018-07-13 23:56:16 UTC  

For unis of applied sciences it's literally march this year