This might have already been posted, but...

https://krugersdorpnews.co.za/359564/british-farmer-charged-with-attempted-murder-after-firing-paintball-gun-to-warn-trespasser/

@Officer Hotpants
>paintball gun
> **Attempted murder**

nibba what

how do we know you're not fake news

you're a pony

Yeah.

it's a law of the universe that ponies are fake news

Yeah, but I'm a *nazi* pony.

Never trust ponies.

a Wehrmacht pony.

well shit I stand corrected

carry on

But Nazi gives you some bonus points.

Nazi ponies are equivilent to nazi pugs

I'm, like, four nazi pugs-worth.

No. Pugs are superior species.

... heh. Four nazi pugs in a trench coat. I need to see this happen.

Pugs are the master race ponie

Ponies are cute.

Pugs are not.

mlp is for faggots

Yeah. Pretty much.

Ponies, real ones, are. But those cartoon ones are scum.

my little ponies are not accurate ponies. Ponies cannot fly.

```The British farmer who was charged with attempted murder after he fired shots into the ground with a paintball gun to warn a trespasser to leave his premises, has been released from police custody.

He appeared in the Krugersdorp Magistrates' Court today, 11 July, and according to witnesses in court, the Magistrate said that the case was a waste of court resources and time, and threw it out.

```

We have more horse people?

stop being a faggot @Old Judge

ponies @LumpyAcidFish !

@Old Judge thank u

I love the fact bronies are a thing when mlp is obviously anti male

@Deleted User Can't, I'm a greyfag in disguise.

in the words of MLP, FLoki

Eeeeeyup

e-e

you watch mlp @King Canuck?

Nope.

that story actually happened in SA

are you a four year old girl?

so it kinda makes sense

Had a girlfriend who was a fan, and a friend who was a brony years back

"girlfriend"