wow you were fast

it took me a lot longer

The first guy to figure out that *convincing* a woman to come with you instead of risking death in your sleep, probably *slayed* pussy

can we get some respect for our veterans

**F**

Sophie hasn’t told me her age as of yet

im sure you would want to know that for some quality e sex

Don’t know why I’m interested but she asked me mine so I need to reciprocate it

@LumpyAcidFish I always ignore the age for that

ah

a man of culture

age is just a number and so is 911

A cell is just a room

when you need one more component to make the cell phone but after doing almost 100 fishing quests you still dont have the anglers notebook

The Akira motorcycle is just a motor-scooter turned into a chopper: Change my mind.

yeah

I talk in tangents, but I don't often talk in tangents when on the world stage

Gay

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You then reply with “yeah but ur mum”

I am a 90s kid.

You are a gay

1994 to be specific.

You’re either 23 or 24

97

you are good at math 👏

the year spongebob was aired

the stars aligned

You are good match

And yes I am

i came out of the womb damaged but alive

At math

I love you too phil.

No I meant

Ok

oh.

You don't love me 💔

I don’t want to explain it since it will ruin the comedy but I feel I shouldn’t leave it to fester

Oh shit son

I’m sorry, lass