Message from @Herr Major Knuffel

Discord ID: 468600677015486465


2018-07-17 02:07:55 UTC  

eat that ass

2018-07-17 02:08:07 UTC  

Can we copystrike Slightly Insane?

2018-07-17 02:08:14 UTC  

ermahgerd

2018-07-17 02:08:15 UTC  

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help.

2018-07-17 02:08:24 UTC  

YEP @@radeon DO YOU LIKE BLACK DICK

2018-07-17 02:08:49 UTC  

He takes the Knot

2018-07-17 02:08:52 UTC  

I've seen a few cute black guys but generally no

2018-07-17 02:09:06 UTC  

That desperate Adios

2018-07-17 02:09:11 UTC  

Yeah

2018-07-17 02:09:43 UTC  

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help.

2018-07-17 02:09:46 UTC  

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2018-07-17 02:10:22 UTC  

Sehnsucht

2018-07-17 02:10:32 UTC  

Schmetterling

2018-07-17 02:10:36 UTC  

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

2018-07-17 02:10:54 UTC  

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2018-07-17 02:10:58 UTC  

communism is the best ideology prove me wrong (protip you cant)

2018-07-17 02:11:17 UTC  

Fliegermaus

2018-07-17 02:11:23 UTC  

COMMUNISM IS GODS GIFT, PROVE ME WRONG

2018-07-17 02:11:36 UTC  

Guy fieri

2018-07-17 02:11:47 UTC  

Where's my fellow Anfasc

2018-07-17 02:11:47 UTC  

Whay

2018-07-17 02:12:01 UTC  

Communism loves lolis, it is the perfect ideology, change my mind

2018-07-17 02:12:04 UTC  

@Deleted User stop spamming

2018-07-17 02:12:06 UTC  

If communism is true and correct then why do we still have furries?

2018-07-17 02:12:21 UTC  

Capitalism

2018-07-17 02:12:29 UTC  

>not being furpilled

2018-07-17 02:12:43 UTC  

@Deleted User annnnd muted

2018-07-17 02:12:50 UTC  

uhh e621 show me tagged furpill

2018-07-17 02:12:58 UTC  

MUH FREEZE PEECH

2018-07-17 02:13:05 UTC  

There's a diaper market fueled by capitalism targeting furries

2018-07-17 02:13:08 UTC  

MUH FREE SPEECH

2018-07-17 02:13:30 UTC  

Nationalize fursuit production

2018-07-17 02:13:37 UTC  

# FREE HIPPO

2018-07-17 02:13:58 UTC  

I don't like gulags

2018-07-17 02:14:02 UTC  

#freehippo

2018-07-17 02:14:04 UTC  

you retards want the same treatment?

2018-07-17 02:14:10 UTC  

He did nothing wrong, he just loved free hams

2018-07-17 02:14:15 UTC  

because that can be arranged

2018-07-17 02:14:21 UTC  

ban these redditors please

2018-07-17 02:14:35 UTC  

Gah greyfags invade