I do that shit to a friend when he has a gf

which happens from time to time

he's a slob

so I help him clean

and leave condoms in the drawer

I just like triggering his gf. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when I see her face switch to morally outraged mode.

I also don't like the idea of him procreating

assburgers and all

but the gf triggering is the best

I doubt he uses them

It's like having all the fun of being a dick to a feminist without any of the Fallout afterwards because it's all directed at him instead

^

he's a fencewalker

he's so set in his views

until he finds a woman to cuck for

Oh wow, sounds like my roommate hah

The guy who will NEVER take a side in any argument because it's easier to not rock the boat than have principles.

tbh I think it's like most men

not all, most

imo if you don't have priniciples you have nothing at all

It kinda pisses me off tbh. I'd actually respect him more if was sided against me most of the time, but this sitting on the fence shit is just weak.

I usually act different

I start farting and burping

if I see they're acting different

you don't fool women you dickwad

I act like myself. If a chick doesn't like that, then I'll find one who does. Simples.

**mrstephen#3253** was cleansed from the server.

Life is too short to pretend to be something you're not as far as I'm concerned.

I act like me, with my usual disgust

and then a few smells

will drive them away

The most changing I will do is emptying the ashtray before company arrives.

my voice is too deep for that

they wet their pants

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290208623571894282/476446704623943703/IVaGo4f4ocwVBLHFG2nyQt9O_jsHw4FSbBN0hIyd4iU.png

and then I have to pat my friends on the back

@EmEm Lol good luck staying in business.

inc trans women

huffington post are going down no?

so, males

That sounds properly proportional. Well done HuffPost, way to meet that diversity quota