My kid blasted me in the eyeball with a nerfgun

lol

thats just adorable

rather than 'o god, work place accident'

the fuck it is

temporary 2d vision

well okay, fair enough

asshole

😛

I was going to call you out on proper Personal Protective Equipment in an industrial setting, but instead: Nerf guns

I can't even light up a fag

well I rarely wear protective gear at work

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because I rarely get injured

Most people rarely get injured

I got an oatsplinter last week?

like the grain oat

IT IS TIME FOR DAILY PROPOGANDA RATION, CITIZEN!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tljtn_b8cGo&index=1&list=PLnHi0zh7oBR___GLlqSf7BZJp1sID0EOj

I am a man btw, we safety squint

there's a good reason for that

I used to do that as well, until I almost lost an eye lol

glass/plastic in the eye

you fucked

I've had safetyglasses shatter before

if a combineharvester crushes your head

you die

you don't go blind

you don't sprain something

you die

that's the thing with my job

you die if you fuck up

injury is the smallest concern

count on it

I mostly meant for like using a grinder, tbh

I don't do that

that'd be dangerous

I hate grinders 😄

knicked my finger on one when I was a kid

they scare me since

Michael Jordan says 'Count on it.'

o wait no, that's Shaq