cheer up dude

@What Would Jack Conte Do? I meant, the fact that MASH has a laugh track in the US, and none outside the US, changing the entire mood for different audiences

am employed

o rly

at home sick with an eyepatch

fuck this day

well, can only hope its temporary

@Mips Forget to wear eye protection?

My kid blasted me in the eyeball with a nerfgun

lol

thats just adorable

rather than 'o god, work place accident'

the fuck it is

temporary 2d vision

well okay, fair enough

asshole

😛

I was going to call you out on proper Personal Protective Equipment in an industrial setting, but instead: Nerf guns

I can't even light up a fag

well I rarely wear protective gear at work

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because I rarely get injured

Most people rarely get injured

I got an oatsplinter last week?

like the grain oat

IT IS TIME FOR DAILY PROPOGANDA RATION, CITIZEN!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tljtn_b8cGo&index=1&list=PLnHi0zh7oBR___GLlqSf7BZJp1sID0EOj

I am a man btw, we safety squint

there's a good reason for that

I used to do that as well, until I almost lost an eye lol

glass/plastic in the eye

you fucked

I've had safetyglasses shatter before

if a combineharvester crushes your head

you die

you don't go blind

you don't sprain something

you die

that's the thing with my job

you die if you fuck up

injury is the smallest concern

count on it