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Turtwife wants grass

You have been shit-tested

Now make GRASS HAPPEN

she wants grass

and you don't want to cut the lawn

she gets grass, you get a robot

UNLESs

turtwife is a roomba

The Kid is the Roomba

it's that or get Guinea Pigs

Turtwife is Centronius

@Deleted User no need to worry, I only fuck myself

not even robots

Demand the return of 12 rules or no Grass

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A mans car is his castle

a neon Green Castle in the sky

A mans job should be his castle

I work to live not live to work

I live to work

Fucking love it

I may have been tainted by the soul less shit that is working retal for years

Today I loaded a truck with oats by hand

We have a frontloader

But I'm no freeloader filth

Fuck retail

I used to repairs in a gamestore

Do+

Never again

"the console was broken when I got home"

Nigga, your dog has been chewing on it for a week

yea, there are customers that can just go and play on the train rails

Luckily the law protects both customers and retailers

Like we have warranty by law

But only for manufacturer error

yea same here but some people do live by the customers are always right even when you know they are full of shit.

You just tell them no here

2,034 violent crimes 466 violent crimes
per 100,000 people in UK VS per 100,000 people in USA

Gun control is gay

And show some fortitude

How many of those crimes involve guns?