Courtesy of the bbc

we wuz romanz

Ancient British were all black.

They only turned white after eating crumpets for centuries.

Everybody knows that.

@galesteppes Is... Is that real?

yes

@Veritas Prognostician yep , it was produced by the bbc

Oh my god.

OMG just git home from my first day of work, please god, I want to chop off my feet

Why is his wife white

REEEEEEEEEE

Heeeeelpppppp

8 hlurs of heavy lablr

And I'm obese

And this is why we keep saying that GB is unironically becoming Orwellian.

They're actively rewriting history.

Dude I cannlg walk it hurts so kuch

It feels like the skin on my feet is fucking gone

Gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-I8_EyG638

Dudes how do I relieve foot pain, I am afraid I won't be able to perform well tomorrow

Stop eating so much food then you fat fuck

Okay how about something that helps me tomprrpw you fuck

I need this job. The f,esh is weak

Wear good shoes or get insoles

Take a hot bath

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/22/youtuber-carl-benjamin-accused-triggering-rape-threats-could-stand-for-ukip

This article

@Banana_soda

is a list of sins

@franti have you seen the dissenter for it?

Hello

10/10 shit

*chefs kiss*

Might get poosi later

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I'm literally a 22 year old virgin

Don't @ me

Hi