Please don’t take me seriously

Never trust someone who countersignals chicken on pizza

the virgin pepperoni pizza
vs
the chad chicken pizza

Pepperoni is all fat and salt

Chicken taste like shit

Chicken is lean and delicious

Okay Tyrone

im having pizza for dinner

better have chicken

ooof

You gotta be a Jew or Muslin to exclusively put chicken on pizza

True Christians put salami, pepperon, pruscuito, and sopressta on their pizza

are you italian

Imagine thinking Tyrone is the only one allowed to like chicken

Imagine not loving chicken tendies

Imagine being this faggot

Shut up Victoria

You know I'm right

I literally dont

Bbq and buffalo chicken pizzas are one of the most delicious foods on Gods green earth

Imagine being such a faggot about food that you filter it through a cultural purist lens

You do understand that pizza is an American invention right?

Any pizza that has no pepperoni on it is literally the most anti American move you could make

You may as well put couscous and chocolate on your pizza

And have a side of soylent with it too

????

>Pizza is American
>having pizza is anti american

Wowww at last I truly see

It's not pizza unless it has pepperoni on it

Wtf

Someone kill this brainlet

Please for the love of god

Triggered epic style

i see that bug eyed cartoon pfp

average brainlet

im having a pepperoni pizza with parmesan cheese for dinner

Stop punching right! For the sake of every pizza! You are destroying our movement!

"Look at me I'm a cutie animu girl but Haha I'm not the soy boy here"

Chen is not from an anime

>chen

pizza debates in general