Imagine being such a faggot about food that you filter it through a cultural purist lens

You do understand that pizza is an American invention right?

Any pizza that has no pepperoni on it is literally the most anti American move you could make

You may as well put couscous and chocolate on your pizza

And have a side of soylent with it too

????

>Pizza is American
>having pizza is anti american

Wowww at last I truly see

It's not pizza unless it has pepperoni on it

Wtf

Someone kill this brainlet

Please for the love of god

Triggered epic style

i see that bug eyed cartoon pfp

average brainlet

im having a pepperoni pizza with parmesan cheese for dinner

Stop punching right! For the sake of every pizza! You are destroying our movement!

"Look at me I'm a cutie animu girl but Haha I'm not the soy boy here"

Chen is not from an anime

>chen

pizza debates in general

ching chong

wang wong

Nigga is showing his age

get nuked a third time

is this what goes down at 3 o clock

"I willingly represent myself as a weak little girl but eating chicken on pizza is what makes you a soy boy"

“Look at me I watch porn on blacked.com”

Not knowing toe hoe

the only cartoon i know is mickey mouse

Why would I ever fucking know your gay ass cartoon shows

this are the crucial questions of 2018 debate me

Why is any guy past the age of 6 years old watching cartoons

I'm not the autist being triggered by countersignaling of pizza

I'm triggered by you spitting in the face of objective Truth

imagine countersignaling pizza

🍕 RT

i dont even like pizza but as a radical centrist recognize its prominent influence in modern american culture

What the

however

i do like meat lovers pizza