The Heat Death Paradox, though there's probably a better word for it and I'm just a drunk retard, is basically if the entire universe is going to die via Heat Death, why does anything matter and why are you doing anything right now?

Why am I chatting with anyone?

Why am I experiencing joy?

Because it changes your brain chemicals to make you feel good

Emotions are just chemical reactions.

I really shouldnt have got you started..

Therefor, they are gone too, in heat death.

Just kill the imposter asap and burn the body

>translated to kill myself

Because your body is an automaton optimized for those chemical reactions and your consciousness is just along for the ride

And salt the earth

Are you fucking retarded?

I probably will kill myself at some point, but you're not exactly smart if you meant to say that I kill the imposter.

Phone typo, I corrected

You and the imposter will compete to see who can kill themselves the fastest

Okay.

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Kill the imposter, what else would you do?

Before he kills you

In some alternate universe, I have already committed suicide.

You obviously haven't watched Solaris lol

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1115370630315237378

I feel like my imposter and I would work together

Flamingos...

And then I’d definitely get my homework done

Flamingos?

What?

It's on tv

David attembourgh had got so boring

Now it's buffalo

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1115223457296453633

Ah, Indians

Indiung

Injuns

Oh wait, wrong indians

@Fitzydog dot not feather duh

lol I love that phrase

@Fitzydog I hear that phrase from Gavin McInnes so often

I originally heard it from a feather indian i went to highschool with

I got that from the AF lol

I used to think a normie was someone who didn't understand memes