so splitting the vote isn't such a big deal

i would pay for someone to just allahu akbar westminster

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we welcome to number 10 our first muslim prime minister

"no that's not what i meant!"

he won't stay for long <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

he'll go out with a bang tho

with the birth rates and immigration as they are - we'll get the first muslim prime minister, probably some time in the next 20 or 30 years

the first muslim prime minister will probably be the last non-muslim one tbh

sadiq khan is first muslim london mayor

bleh

though he's a very westernized middle class posh muslim

probably all his friends are normal politician types

huh

wait @Deleted User did you see that pizza deal photo i posted

BLEH

it seems the westminster bubble means that when you get black mp's and stuff, they're not like tyrone, they're like posh and all their friends are posh boomers

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/568141326424735766/0584df1bf2a0cf6b5e2082b14b5b7583.png

a Pizza deal?

Tub off

yall ever had Casey's taco pizza? its pretty good

no i mean

"off"

@Ondsinet Your next line is, "I was only pretending to be retarded"

>:(

OFF

yeah and it's not even good

Read English turt

Jesus

i wanted to get pizza hut but they don't deliver to our address <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

Northern Wildling

my mum would have to pick it up on her way home

@Deleted User how far out are you from their limit

eh

we live like 2km away

Theres this really good pizza place we go out to

or not even that far

but they just don't deliver here <:what:382980756139409409>

and they didn't deliver to us initially

so we called them and they extended the delivery line specifically to our house

ooh