nah

guys

i won't believe what just happened

maybe I will

maybe I won't

i was jumped by 30 MAGA kids

i was just walking to the store

they all jumped me from the bushes

they threw poop at me

i barely escaped

are you a minority

Were they smirking?

no

but they were reciting bible verses

bullshit

everyone knows they only go after minorities

^

and they shouted "VOTE TRUMP!"

then they shot me with 300 rocket launchers

and 50 tanks

i barely made it

only through the power of love?

gay

no, i was able to escape using a gofundme campaign

i also have a patreon

Please, it's not too late if you donate now.

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/04/17/e65a62eb4dd5983f.jpg

I know a white commie who hates white people

Who doesn't hate white people?

At least, white men.

he's one of the reasons I think indoctrination wont cut it

Asians?

White women are queens.

They were oppressed for 9999999999 years.

Blacks were oppressed for 99999999 years.

Ha! I just beat the system!

princess, queen implies responsibility

did you now?

Or I got... No, my role didn't change.

That's assault.

What did the system ever do to you?