especially if their daughters are 17

or any age under 25

perfect for a midlife crisis

Meanwhile in Russia
https://twitter.com/DannyWArmstrong/status/1108058131987349504

I mean

why not

gotta practice for when dinner isn't on the table when you get home comrades

That male slapping contest is on you tube and is funny as hell

some the slaps are brutal

I wanna see a championship of slapping booty

I would of course enter

and welcome any other Athletes to compete

serious entries only please

I second this notion brought forward by honorable Broo

We've gone international

we need to make this a Olympic event like yesterday

I reckon I can give Kim K a dead leg

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-spank-spank-butt-gif-12086277

we need an event manager, some enegry drink will do sponsoring im sure

Booty Slap Championship 2020

Monster special booty can will be a huge hit

Fun fact: You can need to pay a fine up to 300000 rubles for illegal protesting in Russia.

Also fun fact: Almost all protesting is illegal

Russia?

Yes

we wont do the Monster Booty Slap 2020 in Russia

1500000 rubles for organizers.

how many euros is that

21000.

like 5€

21000 euros for a organizer.

sheesh

4200 euros for an individual

oh and that is not all

they changed the law AGAIN in 2014

protesting is for the rich only <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

***SO NOW YOU CAN GO TO 5 YEARS IN PRISON ALSO***

A peaceful single picket is also a protest btw

<:super_edgy:426099058466095119>

Imagine living in Russia

Remember when pinching a womans bum was legal? <:boomer:514203388704063489>