@Deleted User yeah Yousef came on an episode of amfirst

So I was just licking some ice cream off of a teaspoon and it caught between two of my teeth. It was legit scared of trying to pull it out

Broke: Having a cold shower because you wanna be chad
Woke: Have a really really hot shower to burn the sins away.
Bespoke: Having a cold shower because for some reason you have no hot water.

Hot water at first to break up all the sweat and oil on your skin. Then at the end turn it cold to close your pores and keep you from sweating when you get out of the shower. Unless you have been crawling around in an attic with fiberglass insulation. Then you want to start cold to keep your pores closed so the fibers don't get in there and make you itch.

You know what rules

Taking a hot shower then stepping out of the bathroom into the cold

Ya know what would rule... getting in bed and having a gf/future wife to cuddle. <:virgin:402360028528377868>

Damn dude that would rule

having a gf to do my laundry would be pretty sweet

I hate doing laundry

Laundry sucks.

And to make the bed. I hate making the bed.

You know what really sucks is when you combine them both

Putting your bedsheets in the laundry then having to remake your bed

Ughh. Tfw no house wife to do all the chores.

Damn. I wish I lived in 40s America... or Medieval Europe. I'd be a chad kang.

Imagine having a trad qt wife and coming home and she's made an apple pie and has the paper there for you to read. Dinner is almost ready. Suits have been picked up from the dry cleaners. Milk has been freshly dropped off at the door step that morning.

😫

Tfw no milkman.

Does America still have milkmen? We don't in NZ.

I remember going out in the morning when the milk man drove past and paying my $2 for a chocolate milk. Those were the days. 😢

ive never seen a milk man in my life

Really? I remember them as a kid.

Never had a milk man

My gram used to have a water man

That would bring big jugs of water to the house

And there was this food delivery service here called Schwann's that she would use

We still have ice cream trucks

And here in Southern California we have illegals that walk up and down the street honking a horn delivering corn

Was it good corn?

It is good corn

They do a bunch of spic shit to it

Put mayo, parmasean cheese and chili powder on it

Should report them to ice.

Get em deported.

I reported a drive thru worker to ICE once because they fucked up my order

Chad tbh

Time to kill

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I was drunk(Not driving I was a passenger)

After a country concert