I'm glad my Daughter is a teenager. Never thought I'd say that.

Super Gay. Hope that cheers her up

is the animal insensitive?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/LpkLWXTp0v0qy70xPp/giphy.mp4

@Deleted User oh shit, the dog died on her birthday?!

That's rough beyond all beleif

Reminds me of how I didn't find out my dog had died until 3 months afterwards

you lose it in a divorce?

No, he was with my parents while I was in Alaska, and he died of kidney failure

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https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1125661872479453185

When AOC doesn't know what a FUCKING garbage disposal is

Yes, it's in another channel lol

she's pretending to be poor bruh

she's just like the peasants

God, who can be so FUCKING RETARDED

Who fucking elected her

"Hey, AOC, you need one installed? I can do it for $150, parts included."

WHO

Retarded cunts like her doesn't belong in the house, or any elected position

well

she won with like the smallest turn out

in a Democrat Primary

If you don't know basic shit, you don't belong in any fucking position

EVEN THE PARODY ACCOUNT HAS MORE INTELLIGENCE

like god dammit

and Republicans don't even bother running there cus it's full of brown people that vote Democrat cus they are brown

oh wait, the parody account got suspended

Can someone tell me how to remove a Twitter account from my android browser? It keeps asking me to sign in after I've cleared the cookies and site data

A account *labeled as a parody account right on the name*

Was suspended for impersonation

I am starting to not like humans anymore, how do I get to mars

https://tenor.com/view/space-x-elon-musk-holy-flying-fuck-that-thing-took-off-gif-12084022

@Deleted User found it. It goes off saved passwords, not cookies

I didnt think passwords acted like cookies

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1125716179136520192

Where's Durtle we need more men to guard the wall

I had toys cars that did that