Message from @SimonJHM
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@TrunksBish nig
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hmmmm <:think_woke:378717098681171988> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/1122729059023298560/1557262871/1500x500
jess phillips murder-tweet
so it's ok to joke about the MURDER of someone
but not the RAPE of someone
ok
got it
Get sky news to interview her and only ask questions about her murder tweet
murder-tweet MP jess phillips interviewed by sky news corresponded Harambe McHarambeFace
harambe McApeFace
and every time corbyn gets interviewed, they can harp on, "do you think it's appropriate that one of your MP's repeatedly joked about murdering people?"
"but i'm here to talk about the meeting with theresa may i just had"
"ok this question is about theresa may. what does theresa may think of working with someone who is in a party full of murder-tweeters?"
Gav is a punk ๐๐ฟ
@Deleted User new pfp, nice <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>
He's become a water type
@Deleted User El ~~Generalissimo~~ Turtwigo
haha i can imagine
wonder if i have kidney cancer
What makes you wonder?
pain
take that dildo out of your ass
shit, i suppose it could have gone that deep
See a doctor
he'll amputate my turds
Stop making limbs out of turds then
everyone here remembers the first time they saw their dad's dick
when i did, i just told him to stop sending me pics like that
i'm butchering anthony jeselniks' jokes to calm my nerves about my looming kidney and or penis & testicle cancer
Have you checked your testicles for lumps?
@TwinVickers some jokes to cheer you up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ2w-rXPqc0
no his lumps checked him for cancer
it came back positive
Oh shit
F
no i haven't got lumps, i told my wife to double check with her tongue because it's more sensitive
DENIED
lel