Message from @SimonJHM

Discord ID: 575747574578020355


2019-05-08 17:18:52 UTC  
2019-05-08 17:19:10 UTC  

ger

2019-05-08 17:30:41 UTC  
2019-05-08 17:31:19 UTC  

jess phillips murder-tweet

2019-05-08 17:39:10 UTC  

so it's ok to joke about the MURDER of someone

2019-05-08 17:39:13 UTC  

but not the RAPE of someone

2019-05-08 17:39:14 UTC  

ok

2019-05-08 17:39:19 UTC  

got it

2019-05-08 17:39:55 UTC  

Get sky news to interview her and only ask questions about her murder tweet

2019-05-08 17:40:24 UTC  

murder-tweet MP jess phillips interviewed by sky news corresponded Harambe McHarambeFace

2019-05-08 17:40:54 UTC  

harambe McApeFace

2019-05-08 17:41:51 UTC  

and every time corbyn gets interviewed, they can harp on, "do you think it's appropriate that one of your MP's repeatedly joked about murdering people?"

2019-05-08 17:42:08 UTC  

"but i'm here to talk about the meeting with theresa may i just had"

2019-05-08 17:42:29 UTC  

"ok this question is about theresa may. what does theresa may think of working with someone who is in a party full of murder-tweeters?"

Gav is a punk ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2019-05-08 18:04:17 UTC  

@Deleted User new pfp, nice <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

2019-05-08 18:14:24 UTC  

He's become a water type

2019-05-08 18:15:00 UTC  

@Deleted User El ~~Generalissimo~~ Turtwigo

2019-05-08 18:15:03 UTC  

haha i can imagine

2019-05-08 18:15:18 UTC  

they do get pushed out a great deal

2019-05-08 18:29:54 UTC  

wonder if i have kidney cancer

2019-05-08 18:33:32 UTC  

What makes you wonder?

2019-05-08 18:33:52 UTC  

pain

2019-05-08 18:34:18 UTC  

take that dildo out of your ass

2019-05-08 18:35:36 UTC  

shit, i suppose it could have gone that deep

2019-05-08 18:35:38 UTC  

See a doctor

2019-05-08 18:35:56 UTC  

he'll amputate my turds

2019-05-08 18:36:23 UTC  

Stop making limbs out of turds then

2019-05-08 18:37:25 UTC  

everyone here remembers the first time they saw their dad's dick

2019-05-08 18:37:43 UTC  

when i did, i just told him to stop sending me pics like that

2019-05-08 18:38:24 UTC  

i'm butchering anthony jeselniks' jokes to calm my nerves about my looming kidney and or penis & testicle cancer

2019-05-08 18:38:59 UTC  

Have you checked your testicles for lumps?

2019-05-08 18:42:14 UTC  
2019-05-08 18:42:18 UTC  

no his lumps checked him for cancer

2019-05-08 18:42:28 UTC  

it came back positive

2019-05-08 18:42:37 UTC  

Oh shit

2019-05-08 18:42:51 UTC  

F

2019-05-08 18:43:16 UTC  

no i haven't got lumps, i told my wife to double check with her tongue because it's more sensitive

2019-05-08 18:43:19 UTC  

DENIED

2019-05-08 18:43:56 UTC  

lel