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No, I just like efficiency.

Weak women are no better than children

So gun turrets when

now that's a property that can defend itself

but are you smol tho

No

I'm perfectly average lol

you 5'7-5'11?

5'9"

lololol

at this rate you'll need a stronker and taller girl

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Maybe that's my type

Joke: be taller than grillfriend
Woke: be short enough where your head meets grillfriends mams

this is memable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4RynhpuX1k

"If you have a small dick, it's over!!!" "If you are bald or balding, ITS OVER!!!"

lol

Not if you're rich af <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

yeah that's how you get the hot slutty girls

i mean, a small dick only matters if you want slutty athletic girls

"You have to at least 6'4'', 6'5''"

"It's over"

"Is over man, allah akbar."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6K2rhnCAc

Michael interviews himself

Anyone know how to extract chemicals out of poppy plants?

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Go ask on Erowid, and try not to kill yourself

The fuck is Erowid?

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@3to1Go It's the place you SHOULD be looking, instead of asking random strangers on the internet, so you can get your rocks off on opiates like some fucking degenerate

No, I just need to make 125mg of morphine.

Why? You sawing off some guy's leg in a war zone?

No.

120 is the minimum required to stop your heart.

Oh okay, you're crazy and an idiot

There are easier ways to kys

Toaster bath bomb

Jeeze, just use digitalis

You'd be shocked how effective it is

Yeah, but foxglove is painful.