i mean, a small dick only matters if you want slutty athletic girls

"You have to at least 6'4'', 6'5''"

"It's over"

"Is over man, allah akbar."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF6K2rhnCAc

Michael interviews himself

Anyone know how to extract chemicals out of poppy plants?

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Go ask on Erowid, and try not to kill yourself

The fuck is Erowid?

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@3to1Go It's the place you SHOULD be looking, instead of asking random strangers on the internet, so you can get your rocks off on opiates like some fucking degenerate

No, I just need to make 125mg of morphine.

Why? You sawing off some guy's leg in a war zone?

No.

120 is the minimum required to stop your heart.

Oh okay, you're crazy and an idiot

There are easier ways to kys

Toaster bath bomb

Jeeze, just use digitalis

You'd be shocked how effective it is

Yeah, but foxglove is painful.

Morphine is painless.

Go cry for help elsewhere

I was just asking a chemistry question.

https://youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo

hurr durr

Yeah, like an AntiFA member asking how to make napalm. *For educational purposes*

My goal is not nearly as destructive.

Trying to forget all the late nights when your uncle touched you?

Nope. Can't handle a really terrible vreakup.

I know the answer already.

I don't want to stick around to hear it.

Ahh, beta cuck.

Not the first time one's come around here

Uh huh.

I mean, the guy who had a vascetomy was here earlier

you can't top that

@3to1Go
Look, the only reason you're asking for morphine recipes, is to gain sympathy from us.

Only women do that.

if you're gonna kys, do it like a man

and actually suceed

Jump off a bridge