I am the Man of the house

fuckin swype

I own my Daughter. She's my property

I just have very Liberal views

dirty smear merchants exposed once again

if you're gonna make shit up, make something up that isn't going to backfire tremendously when proven false

https://gfycat.com/jadedunacceptableantipodesgreenparakeet

Activate the Lawyers

i'm paraphrasing but, "If one wakes up in the morning to find himself not smeared in the papers, he hasn't made profitable use of the previous day"

my kid is actively trying to crush my finger in pliers

No dinner for him then

Off to bed with an empty stomach will make him think twice

who tried to CPbomb Alex?

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If you find out, he's offering $1M

https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/c3ppfq/til_that_in_the_late_classical_era_of_greece/

SPARTA, very progressive

not like Athens

that had Burkhas

Carl of Swindon owned again

```Being cuckolded was actually a thing in Sparta too, they wanted strong children so if you were weak or too old and another man was stronger and younger it was acceptable.```

https://tenor.com/view/haram-gif-4978964

it's a thing now too

if you drink soy milk and your name isn't tyrone

your wife is likely to have a boyfriend

but that is Haram

I like to do my own business

The Norse had cucking women as well. It was completely acceptable to 'sleep up' in status and have a more well off man's baby.

It was an honour to carry Genghis Khan's baby so he banged alot of women

@Dust you don't do either of those things

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I made smurf disappointed <:kek:590371888480387073>

@TrunksBish die trunks

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.... no? <:kek:590371888480387073>

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1142180018715549698?s=19

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for what?

does she know what "impeached" means?

Is it a label someone gets when they make a Nazi death camp ?

maybe she thinks it means his skin will be made peach coloured and she's saying he has orange skin