smh my head

idk fam @Dust sounds pretty white

The best way to avoid ecoli is the assume that no matter how clean a surface looks, assume that it isn't

I always have regarded The Prince as one of the most dangerous works which were spread in the world; it is a book which falls naturally into the hands of princes, and of those who have a taste for policy. It is all too easy for an ambitious young man, whose heart and judgement are not formed enough to accurately distinguish good from bad, to be corrupted by maxims which inflame his hunger for power. If it is bad to debase the innocence of a private individual, whose influence on the affairs of the world is minimal, it is much more to pervert some prince who must control his people, administer justice, and set an example for their subjects; and must, by their kindness, magnanimity and mercy, be someone to be looked up to. The floods which devastate regions, the fire of the lightning which reduces cities to ashes, the poison of the plague which afflicts provinces, are not as disastrous in the world as the dangerous morals and unrestrained passions of the kings: the celestial plagues last only for a time, they devastate only some regions, and these losses, though painful, are repaired. But the crimes of the kings are suffered, for a much longer time, by the whole people. The kings have the capacity to do good when they have the will. In the same way they can also make evil. The lives of the people are sometimes pitiable, and they have very good reason to fear abuse of the sovereign power, when their goods are in prey when the prince's avarice asserts itself. Their freedom is at the mercy of his whims; their peace and security are vulnerable to his ambition and perfidy; and their very lives are subject to his cruelties! Machiavel's advice, if followed uncritically by a prince, may lead to real tragedies in the real world.

not being a retard sounds pretty white?

wew lad

glad they said it and not me

well that's what the blacks in this twitter thread keep saying

I've never given anyone food poisoning

but I guess that's because I'm white

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tfw actually ate a few bites of undercooked chicken last week

even ignoring health risk

raw chicken is just fuckin gross

slimy rubber

mercifully i have a functioning immune system tho and nothing happened

getting food poisoning i imagine is more a consequence of eating food that is quite.. unfresh

You never had chicken sushi

no..

yeah that shit sounds dumb on the face of it

but they basically pickle it right?

speaking of, euros eat uncooked ground meat and shit and they're fine

they do something during preparation that makes it "safe"

and ye true

@Ondsinet ordered takeout raw horse meat or some shit the other week

The meat lasagna at the local pizza place is the horse meat findus lasanga I'm sure of it.

I eat uncooked meat infront of Vegans to teach them about nature

This is how man eats

Observe me in tune with my toxic masculinity

I would have no problem with horsemeat so long as they say what it is and not tell me it's something else.

To be fair would of you eat that dress off lady gaga?

@Jabba's Soapbox same

Or is she a unclean surface ?

Lady Gaga... yeah, I wouldn't go near

You wouldn't want Horsemeat not raised for human comsumption

well ye obviously

but it's not bad 👌🏿

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@Ondsinet wot

@Dust number are racist