Liberals are triggered by socialist monopoly and yelling "not real socialism"! <:LUL:585653939970637825> <:Teddy_destroyer_of_monopolies:588726102667821056> <:shap:497652686603288576>
"From the tagline "Winning is for capitalists" we can see right away that this game is not going to be friendly to whatever it deems "socialism" to be.
Because as we all know "socialists" never play sports or participate in any sort of competitive activity, like board games. 2/"
"Interestingly, the design of the game features the red socialist rose... do ordinary people who presumably hate "socialism" really know what this symbol even is? 3/"
hey, do you even know the truth about Korra in legend of korra, she's a high level wind bender, don't you know, but she's not so great at earth bending, her power level is only 667 as opposed to 6969 which is what is required, okay?
"The player tokens include a typewriter, an old-timey phone, a pocket watch, a phonograph, and a CRT television set, presumably because "socialism" is so incredibly outdated? 4/"
"Spaces on the board include a snarkily named hospital and school, because apparently schools are supposed to produce losers and hospitals are only supposed to help some of the people. 5/"
Yes, because if everyone passes school, then it invites corruption and graft. The amount of enforcement needed to ensure that everyone passes really incentivizes a lowering of standards, because there's no way you could pass everyone with usual curricula term limits.
if you funnel in more money, it's only going to get siphoned away by the corrupt, because who's going to watch where all of it goes? more money just means more to watch, so you gotta hire more watchers, and then how do you keep them all accountable? It's a farce.
"There are also tons of references to health food and veganism, despite the lack of any clear connection to socialism, apparently because what they share in common is that they are odious things that are fun to mock. 6/"
