Message from @Holy Intersectional Inquisition

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I could push it a bit higher than 25

but the logic is sound

My Mom had me at 31 and my sister at 37 and that was in the 80s

but even I would advise against going beyond 35 as a woman

2019-09-09 13:12:38 UTC  

Eh, it just depends

2019-09-09 13:13:11 UTC  

My parents had my sister at 27 and me at 38 or 39 and I turned out ok

2019-09-09 13:13:17 UTC  

Some people just have horrible genes

2019-09-09 13:13:37 UTC  

I have been in several years long relationships but it didnt work out and been drifting since 29

2019-09-09 13:13:53 UTC  

finally building the life I want

2019-09-09 13:14:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/620607859759120394/unknown.png

2019-09-09 13:14:06 UTC  
2019-09-09 13:14:13 UTC  

Ben Shapiro would be disappointed

2019-09-09 13:14:17 UTC  

whatevs

all those long years of 'pulling out' <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-09-09 13:14:43 UTC  

your prolly young and stupid, but I dont hold it against you

I can totally tease you tho

I mean BULLY

2019-09-09 13:16:10 UTC  

at least im not paying anything for kids I dont raise

2019-09-09 13:16:57 UTC  

Premarital sex and not married by 25? Your pretty face is going to hell

NOt gunna lie, bee keeping sounds a bit nerdy but you should bEE able to find some eco-warrior chick to impregnate.

2019-09-09 13:17:17 UTC  

I know

If not, I'll hand out your number, next time I'm in Bristol

2019-09-09 13:17:44 UTC  

<:kek:590371888480387073>

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-09-09 13:18:13 UTC  

For some reason girls care alot about bees now

2019-09-09 13:18:29 UTC  

ye thats a plus

2019-09-09 13:18:31 UTC  

I count go to the park without 9 of those fuckers swarming my soda

2019-09-09 13:18:41 UTC  

count?

2019-09-09 13:18:42 UTC  

cant*

First we get the Honey, then we get the money, then we get the power and then we get the women.

2019-09-09 13:18:46 UTC  

Thanks autocorrect B)

2019-09-09 13:18:59 UTC  

thats the plan broo

2019-09-09 13:19:13 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Did you tell that to your friend after his pickup line was "Im a bee keeper"

Imagine that Bees are Black people that pick cotton

then imagine how rich you could be

2019-09-09 13:20:21 UTC  

its the professional use of female workforce <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

and Liberal women will like you for it

because Bees

We just need a quick re-brand

and it's a pussy magnet