Gambling your life? What is this the Flying Dutchman

I won my mates ass in a poker game

thats gay

I bet it

he said yes

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he's the gay

Yes but you won it

That's gay too

I only own it

I rent it to his gfs

I'll cash out when he gets married

Seriously, I'd rather not

but he was so sure he sat in the middle of the table

@MountainMan

I'm never playing cards with Broo

He’d probably end up betting that the loser sucks the winners dick so he wins either way

He put his bum on the table

i would just fold

You would fold in my position?

no in mine

im not good at cards

I had the winning hand

he thought he did

you probly had 5 Jokers up your sleeve

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he could have put his gf in the pot instead

he atleast bet his own ass

https://q13fox.com/2019/08/14/police-gunman-shooting-at-police-officers-in-philadelphia/

When i fight authority, authority always wins <:pepehands:378719408367075333>

cus ur a pussy

it's cus you snort more than you sell

Ugh I have a lecturer who is fresh of the boat Chinese and it is impossible to understand that he is saying

Doesn’t help that he is teaching a pretty difficult course

ask for a refund

Like he manages to make the word centre sound like senator

ask for a refund

I’m not paying for it

Socialism

don't let them use illegals

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