I'd seize her means of reproduction.

If ya know what I mean

https://twitter.com/shitshowdotinfo/status/824081392753668096 hmmmmmmmm

finally a good lanius post

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its all so tiresome

- alexander stephens

I just dropped my bank card in the bay.

Don't trust phone case wallets fellas.

@Deleted User I think I lost my card today too from a phone wallet case

but the phone wallet case is just too gud

Good that I have my debit and credit on me as well.

I almost didn't bring my debit with me.

mess up my bank login 3 times and its locked and I got to call em?

what the hell

Yeah. Banks are run by JEWS.

my nigga lanius the wokest nigga around

rt if jackson is biggest chad of american history

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Layfellete was pretty chad as well wasn't he?

I just changed the password they were just joshing me

The legends

put a new tire on one of my wheels today

i can see why they charge you $20 a pop just to mount tires on your rim tbh

car or motorbike?

RIP Boogie2988

truck

yeah nah fk that

i wouldn't even attempt

FE;;AS

turns out you need three guys, one to hold the lever, one to hold the tire, and another guy to stand on the tire mounting apparatus just to make sure it doesn't move

Damn, Seeing the outcome of the earthquake on the coastal roads is kinda sobering tbh.

all I need to do now is put a shit ton of weights on it to balance it before I throw it on the truck

What earthquake @Deleted User

https://twitter.com/va_shiva/status/999846117721477122

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Kaikoura earthquake

when are they going to start rebuilding?