Message from @GutsherrAkrobat

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2019-04-01 03:19:54 UTC  

@Fully Buckminstered if I remember correctly the witness changed the story about the dude with the sword having a maga hat

2019-04-01 04:17:29 UTC  

This is what that guy in the training gym with the sword was waiting for.

2019-04-01 11:57:48 UTC  

I don't wanna be repetitive but this sick fuck keeps opening up his mouth to spew some garbage.
Pope Francis = "It's hard to have a solid opinion about Nicolás Maduro"
http://www.sumarium.es/2019/03/31/el-papa-dice-que-le-cuesta-hacerse-una-opinion-sobre-maduro/

2019-04-01 11:58:22 UTC  

He's a dictator literally killing his own people... but he might be the good guy after all, is that what this sick fuck is saying?

2019-04-02 18:38:59 UTC  

every single time

2019-04-02 20:34:16 UTC  

99% of Americans.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428785753477218307/562736580343627836/LIGaF.gif

2019-04-04 10:24:30 UTC  

Spain's main left-leaning newspaper, El País, dedicates entire articles to make the "Spanish wives of ISIS" look like absolutely sane non-disgusting people.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428785753477218307/563307907752394752/bbb0.jpg

2019-04-04 10:25:22 UTC  

The right column is the best, the girl in the middle says that "ISIS gave us a home" and also that she "just wanted to become a better Muslim".

2019-04-04 10:26:32 UTC  

For some reason, El País is basically the only non-sports newspaper that has an English version. Enjoy the main article! http://elpais.com/elpais/2019/04/04/inenglish/1554359664_475890.html

2019-04-04 10:29:03 UTC  

In this article they start lying from the headline, absolutely NO POLITICAL PARTY has showed any support to this proposal entirely created by left-leaning media. http://elpais.com/elpais/2019/04/02/inenglish/1554188473_573194.html

2019-04-04 10:29:43 UTC  

Also, the "average opinion" on the Spanish side of Twitter tends to lean towards the "fuck them, leave them there" kind of response.

2019-04-04 10:40:50 UTC  

Some Spanish Twitter user has already compiled the best bits of the 1st article I linked. Here we go:
· The article only mentions the word **terrorist** ONCE to name the accusations those "poor innocent women" are facing.
· "Our husbands were *mere employees* of ISIS and never ever fought" - said Luna.
· "Their husbands either died or were captured in Baguz, the women prefer death over being captured more often than the men" - said a Kurd guard.
· "My husband was just a *civil servant* of ISIS, he only had an administrative job" - said Lubna.
· "The Spanish justice system cannot jail me for taking care of my home and my children" - said Yolanda.
· "My husband never tried to get people to join ISIS" - said Yolanda. His husband fled Spain after he heard rumors of an ongoing police investigation, he was 100% guilty.
The crazy cunt that interviewed them and wrote the article is called **Natalia Sancha**.

2019-04-04 10:43:13 UTC  

Her Twitter profile is literally laughable, usually focusing on how bad the living conditions for ISIS-related people are. She seems to think ISIS is almost like a political party instead of a terrorist organization. She very rarely uses that word. http://twitter.com/nataliasancha

2019-04-04 10:43:54 UTC  

Broke: Russians breaking into our airspace
Woke: https://twitter.com/ylenews/status/1113727590794235904

2019-04-04 10:44:37 UTC  

He probably missed his stop and had to go all the way to Finland to turn around.

2019-04-04 10:46:50 UTC  

RANDOM STAT - **Natalia Sancha** works in the Middle East, right? She very rarely uses the word "terrorist" in any form (once every few months) outside of replies (I guess she turns honest).

2019-04-05 02:14:08 UTC  

biggest gold digger in the world

2019-04-05 21:43:19 UTC  

YESTERDAY, a Spanish bus driver had a heart attack while at work and created this mayhem. No serious injures and he's alive. http://twitter.com/3en1burro/status/1114077269960667136

2019-04-05 21:43:33 UTC  

It's like a flood hit that one street, it's crazy.

2019-04-06 01:39:31 UTC  

Holy crap.

2019-04-06 17:32:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428785753477218307/564140319524782102/unknown.png

2019-04-09 22:46:33 UTC  

lol

2019-04-10 01:50:28 UTC  

*gets cancer*

2019-04-10 13:21:33 UTC  

unironic minority report in the UK

2019-04-10 13:21:38 UTC  

RIP Britain

2019-04-10 13:23:00 UTC  

because as we all know, there will be "grave concerns" raised about bias, and the AI/ML will be tailored to ignore protected classes. as if the existence and use of a technology to punish people who haven't yet committed crimes isn't bad enough.

2019-04-11 07:48:55 UTC  

"New Zealand's Smurfette"
http://www.elmundo.es/opinion/2019/04/11/5cadea9e21efa0dd1e8b45ff.html
Ex-Muslim Spanish woman hits hard against 🇳🇿's president. Google Translate does a rather good with the text, I didn't see any major problems at first glance.

2019-04-11 07:54:03 UTC  

OMFG, **The Guardian** did it again!!! 😂 http://twitter.com/guardian/status/1116220698832330752

2019-04-11 07:54:43 UTC  

Here is the author in case you want to pay him a visit. http://twitter.com/OwenJones84

2019-04-11 11:15:16 UTC  

WELCOME to 1984... AGAIN --- 🇪🇸 wants to ban all apps that allow users to alert others of where speedcams and police controls are placed. Google's **Waze** gives its userbase the chance to tell each other of the placement of temporary speedcams and police controls. Fixed speedcams are part of a database available to everyone but the government is considering hiding that list too. http://www.europapress.es/sociedad/noticia-fiscalia-estudia-reforma-legal-evitar-conductores-avisen-traves-apps-controles-radares-20190411120703.html