this is in Mississippi, too. not NY or CA.

I'd be the last client that fucker ever had.

I'm pretty sure laws around attorney/client privilege should swiftly see to that.

If my bare hands didn't...

What kind of idiot murders someone with ungloved hands?

This idiot.

Someone had to put their foot down. I am that foot.

That significantly increases the risk of being caught.

I'll just identify as a women and go to women's prison.

The smart thing to do after that, gloves or no gloves, is to freeze the corpse then dismember with the power of Harbour Freight and its low prices.

The deadliest of low prices.

THEN boil it in a large stainless steel receptacle of concentrated Sodium Hydroxide.

pigs and gators work well too

Nothing left but bone shadows after that.

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They risk leaving too much behind, especially pesky implants and other traces not fully degraded in the digestive tract.

You have to shave them and pull their teeth. For the piggy's digestion.

With the boiling, you need only search for anything left among the bone shadow.

What is bone shadow?

The tiny bits that remain after boiling a carcass in concentrated sodium hydroxide.

at this point fuck'em let'em lay

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But yes, it is perfectly possible to destroy a corpse without leaving a trace.

just unload at many shotgun shell in the them as they drive home

use a stolen car mask your face and dont take your cellphone

in mindcraft

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All it would take is one hair left in the car. You're fucked.

Smart thing is to destroy the corpse entirely.

smart thing is what i said

Launch the corpse into space.

just make it look like random street crime

I am just glad to know our resident Nazi doesn't know how properly pull off a murder and get away with it.

To be fair, Nazi's have always sucked at disposing of bodies.

lol

lol ebowden really fight me you cunt

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lol

lol