Germans always as fucking stupid as ever.

A more accurate parody would be for the EU to be moving the door around so that the "English patient" hits his head against the wall instead of getting out.

Expert ham cutter sharpens his knife while waiting for the underground train, someone records it, police is called, poor lad gets stopped days later by police. http://elpais.com/elpais/2019/03/20/inenglish/1553072631_284878.html

"OI, LAD - YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT!?"

I'm feeling outraged on behalf of the expert ham cutters whose existence I just now learned of

When you want to see metalheads pops and vagene
https://youtu.be/adzzQcPGNwQ

@Fully Buckminstered - Good ham tastes great and can look great too if cut by the right person.

I don't like it very thin but I still appreciate their skills very much.

Here I present you the "invent" meme, the meme Spaniards use to signal people that have spread personal stories that are very likely to be fake.

The most popular ones are created by Roboz and always include C3PO (his profile picture) in some form.

"It's a fucking INVENT"

It's always interesting when I see a meme that is very damn popular in just ONE corner of the internet. The Spanish side of Twitter is huge but you'll never see these invent memes from non-Spaniards.

@MerricBrady - If you send all stuff at once I can't value it piece by piece.

https://twitter.com/FlashgitzAnims/status/1114196230727503877

https://twitter.com/nervousamerican/status/1114365185400164353

https://twitter.com/Alt_SkulI/status/1114129170043265024/video/1

So I'm currently in tears... http://twitter.com/realDerekUtley/status/1114629300404277248

I hate 2019. http://twitter.com/PetiteNicoco/status/1114295847649447948

kek

It looks like more people skipping the condom. A shit ton already can’t figure out how to rip a small packet open in the moment.

cthought the same thing

those guys will never be used

using condoms? degenerate

make a baby instead even a bastard is better then that bullshit

No. That leads to more single mothers marrying the state.

at this point any white children are better then none

and the state will fall

so dont get marry to hard to said state wamanz

Gareth Bale trying to speak Spanish after playing for Real Madrid for over 5 years. http://twitter.com/daylr/status/1115077690019725312

why are people posting the same thing in multiple channels?

You mean why is one person in particular, Druiz, doing that?