Message from @ebowden
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I've watched Alvaro Morata play... and ngl, he's not much better.
I know Morata, my father used to love him when he was in Real Madrid, I know some Chelsea FC fans literally made a compilation of him failing very obvious goals.
Soccer as a whole is a mystery. You have guys like Álvaro Morata and Marcos Asensio that can be both the best and the worst players in existence.
Marco Asensio versus Croatia in the European Nations Cup
· 1 goal and a half (on the 2nd one, the ball hit the crossbar, then the back of GK so it was technically an own goal)
· 1 assist
Marco Asensio for Real Madrid:
· 6 goals & 7 assists in almost 2400 minutes, awful numbers considering the club and minutes played
Shouldn’t the top left be (((white))) people?
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... get ze flammenwerfer.
@XavTheChav19 has deleted that tweet.
The tree that Macron and DJT planted in the White House has died. 😂
It was supposed to be a symbol of their friendship or whatever. 😂
Wake up samurai, we got grass to cut
Some people are saying that The Climate Omen is the reincarnation (kinda) of Mary Tudor, at least when it comes to the looks.
Shittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be shittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the shits float in
Then I watch 'em float away again
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay
watching the shit, float away
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay
Emptyin' ma intestines all day
I left my home in Georgia
And I headed for the Frisco Bay
'Cause I've got a full set of bowels,
And I gotta empty them wherever I say, so
I'm just come shittin' on the dock of the bay
Watchin' the shit float away
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay, leakin' like a broken gay
Looks like nothin's gonna change
Everything seems to be brown
I can shit ten people's poo
So I guess I'll treat the street like a Loo
I'm shittin' here emptyin' my tract
And the logs are droppin' out intact
This two thousand gallons I leaked
Just to make this dock really reak
Now I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watchin' the shit float away
Shittin' on the dock of the bay
Shittin' myself all day
flawless logic 😛
*beating head against wall intensifies indefinitely...