Literally had old ladies call me up and want to know if they use any chemicals to wash the hotel sheets because they are allergic to chemicals.

Lol very old lady thing to do

Wanted to say "Lady everything is a chemical. You are made entirely of chemicals. If you find something, anything that is not composed of chemicals let me know, because you got a nobel prize coming."

Rekt

Instead i just connected her to the housekeeping dept.

You should've on your last week there.

My last week was kind of abrupt.

I had ten years worth of last week plans that I got blueballed on because I kinda just quit.

Was there anything you did on your last week that you always wanted to do?

Nope.

Damn.

I didn't know my last day was my last day. Got a job offer i couldn't refuse. Starting immediately.

Nice

Then everything went to hell.

Whiskey did you do anything crazy last week of high school?

I skipped a couple of classes with my boyfriend and just hung out and I didn't do any homework.

I bought a couple of these. I was going to spread them around the hotel offices.

https://www.amazon.com/Think-Geek-Prankster-Pack-ANNOY-A-TRON/dp/B016J8HE3M

What do they do?

Did you test them?

Yes I did

I ripped a fat ass burnout in front of my princable

Did you do anything crazy Seatoast?

Just the burnout

And how did it go Grumps?

We did a bunch of stupid shit all through highschool tho

They make an sound at random intervals. Different versions make differnt sounds. The sound is short enough to be hard to impossible for a human ear to location by sound.

I didn't get to plant them.

Lol that's cool

Because I didn't know I was quitting.

The batteries allegedly last for three months. And yes, I tested them.

I didn't go to prom either. I played Mario cart with my boyfriend and friends instead.

And he didn't wife you why? Teenage boys are idiots.

We went to prom for 20 minutes to advertise our party at my homies beach house

You guys had fat more interesting last week of high school than I did

He passed away Grumps.

"I don't want to go to prom. I want to play mario kart." Boner at maximum!

Oh, that's terrible. Sorry to hear that.

It's alright.

Back to the things you bought, you should've left them activated anyways.

Hidden them.