Message from @ebowden

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2019-03-23 03:06:42 UTC  

if everyone took a daily ap are health costs would drop

2019-03-23 03:07:10 UTC  

US Government said aspirin doesn't help you as much as you thought we don't suggest it because this cool new study said so

2019-03-23 03:07:12 UTC  

If SOME people did it health costs would drop. Aspirin is not risk free.

2019-03-23 03:07:35 UTC  

cancer care would drop

2019-03-23 03:07:41 UTC  

like hard mode

2019-03-23 03:07:45 UTC  

Ok, help for what indication?

2019-03-23 03:08:07 UTC  

in the meantime apparently pinterest has gone public

2019-03-23 03:08:41 UTC  

I guess they weren't already

2019-03-23 03:08:53 UTC  

lol money dance

2019-03-23 03:08:59 UTC  

someone getting rich

2019-03-23 03:09:22 UTC  

good on them

2019-03-23 03:09:36 UTC  

@Nottheonlymoron It's not that Aspirin doesn't lower the risk for heart attacks, it does. It's that it increases the risk of major bleeding events.

2019-03-23 03:09:54 UTC  

My father had to stop taking it.

2019-03-23 03:10:22 UTC  

(It also appears to decrease the risk of Alzheimer's Dementia.)

2019-03-23 03:10:38 UTC  

Forbes is where I got it

2019-03-23 03:10:57 UTC  

It basically said that if you don't have a problem don't take it but if you have a risk, probably cannot hurt

2019-03-23 03:11:34 UTC  

Even, then it can still hurt.

2019-03-23 03:11:38 UTC  

(Bleeding.)

2019-03-23 03:11:39 UTC  

They compared it to earthquake-proof buildings

2019-03-23 03:11:45 UTC  

lol

2019-03-23 03:11:58 UTC  

it kinda made sense

2019-03-23 03:12:26 UTC  

If you live in an earthquake prone zone it's a good investment

2019-03-23 03:12:43 UTC  

If you live out in rural kansas...not so much

2019-03-23 03:12:58 UTC  

But yes, it's a shame Aspirin increases bleeding risk, because it has some amazing benefits.

2019-03-23 03:13:35 UTC  

(Even a risk reduction for dementia much smaller than what Aspirin provides would be great, because dementia is just such a horrid disease.)

2019-03-23 03:13:58 UTC  

dementia sucks

2019-03-23 03:14:55 UTC  

It's part of the reason I'm going into neuroscience, and what got me interested in polypharmacologic approaches to treating disease.

2019-03-23 03:16:10 UTC  

Ladies and gentlemen

2019-03-23 03:16:16 UTC  

Ben stiller was actually funny for once

2019-03-23 03:17:05 UTC  

joked his daughter was going to yale on a footbal scholarship

2019-03-23 03:17:13 UTC  

@Nottheonlymoron All sorts of weird things are promising for treating it, like this weird shit made from casein. Ok, a dementia treatment made from milk is still less weird than Ben Stiller being funny.

2019-03-23 03:17:43 UTC  

Wild I know

2019-03-23 03:18:08 UTC  

jerry stiller > ben

2019-03-23 03:18:20 UTC  

I thought I was gonna impress you with "promising dementia treatment made from a milk protein" then you come out with this shit.

2019-03-23 03:18:29 UTC  

I mean

2019-03-23 03:18:34 UTC  

jerry 10 out 10 would noot gas

2019-03-23 03:18:37 UTC  

That's pretty wild

2019-03-23 03:18:46 UTC  

ben is get the zb

2019-03-23 03:26:34 UTC  

The combination of @Deleted User's National Socialism and penchant for typing like they're trying to emulate mental retardation, to the point that you might actually believe that a dog typed that out, make chat-logs from him perfect material for "things Count Dankula's pug said".

2019-03-23 03:28:08 UTC  

@ebowden do what you want i'll still be here <:Bigguy:413476504589303808>