Message from @Internet Crustacean 🦀

Discord ID: 576835654894485504


2019-05-11 18:12:24 UTC  

Ah hell naw

2019-05-11 18:13:06 UTC  

Like.

2019-05-11 18:13:15 UTC  

How you even expecting that to work?

2019-05-11 18:13:59 UTC  

You'd need quite the setup to live out your fantasies, sal

2019-05-11 18:14:42 UTC  

I suppose step one would be learning how to use your Necronomacon

2019-05-11 18:15:13 UTC  

Chris Hansen

2019-05-11 18:15:17 UTC  

Chris Chandler

2019-05-11 18:15:22 UTC  

Chris Ray Gun

2019-05-11 18:15:47 UTC  

There are a number of people named Chris that are successful

2019-05-11 18:15:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/576834904160206898/Capture_2019-05-11-10-16-09.png

2019-05-11 18:16:06 UTC  

That's chris ray gun

2019-05-11 18:16:18 UTC  

Chris Christy

2019-05-11 18:16:44 UTC  

At least I don't live with my hoarder parents

2019-05-11 18:17:19 UTC  

Bruh

2019-05-11 18:17:22 UTC  

Your parents

2019-05-11 18:17:24 UTC  

Are

2019-05-11 18:17:26 UTC  

Hoarders

2019-05-11 18:17:51 UTC  

Let that sink in

2019-05-11 18:18:27 UTC  

Hoarding is a bad thing....

2019-05-11 18:18:35 UTC  

You do know this, right?

2019-05-11 18:18:57 UTC  

I've seen your videos. Your parents are definitely hoarders

2019-05-11 18:19:43 UTC  

Oh

2019-05-11 18:19:44 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-11 18:19:57 UTC  

That means both you *and* your parents hoard

2019-05-11 18:20:23 UTC  

You literally keep the most useless crap around

2019-05-11 18:20:31 UTC  

It's disgusting

2019-05-11 18:21:01 UTC  

Except I actually have something to go to when I leave this convo

2019-05-11 18:21:03 UTC  

Unlike you

2019-05-11 18:21:42 UTC  

Bet you bought that house with your parent's shekels

2019-05-11 18:24:40 UTC  

The funny part is, despite them probably being hoarders too, the one thing your parent' *can't* stand to keep around is you. Hence why they bought you your own rat's nest.

2019-05-11 18:27:32 UTC  

🕌 🕋

2019-05-11 18:27:41 UTC  

👳

2019-05-11 21:07:11 UTC  

<:woke:494355320223694848>

2019-05-11 21:17:03 UTC  

lol they went at it for some time

2019-05-11 22:34:36 UTC  

start with the 5 dudes you live with xD

2019-05-11 22:48:17 UTC  

lol

2019-05-12 01:26:54 UTC  

teach me how to be like crappy beto male!

2019-05-12 01:28:47 UTC  

i guess i should go huff some paint to get started

2019-05-12 01:29:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/576944070312853515/423c84ad-d3f6-4a39-8af6-d56378b340c2.jpg

2019-05-12 01:34:13 UTC  

no wasnt a fan of that seen in pulp fiction, unlike u