i suck at this i'm out

sal

oof

Bruh

You gotta stop obsessing over some kid you had a crush on

He ain't comin' back from the dead

Especially not for you

Sal is a pedo confirmed

A gay pedo

Time to call Chris Hansen

"Lemme catch *my son* tryna' knock up bubble boy"

Ah hell naw

Like.

How you even expecting that to work?

You'd need quite the setup to live out your fantasies, sal

I suppose step one would be learning how to use your Necronomacon

Chris Hansen

Chris Chandler

Chris Ray Gun

There are a number of people named Chris that are successful

That's chris ray gun

Chris Christy

At least I don't live with my hoarder parents

Bruh

Your parents

Are

Hoarders

Let that sink in

Hoarding is a bad thing....

You do know this, right?

I've seen your videos. Your parents are definitely hoarders

Oh

Lol

That means both you *and* your parents hoard

You literally keep the most useless crap around

It's disgusting

Except I actually have something to go to when I leave this convo

Unlike you

Bet you bought that house with your parent's shekels

The funny part is, despite them probably being hoarders too, the one thing your parent' *can't* stand to keep around is you. Hence why they bought you your own rat's nest.