Message from @king_cholera

Discord ID: 618540511212601354


2019-08-31 22:38:42 UTC  

Eww

2019-08-31 22:38:54 UTC  

Hahahahahahahahaha

2019-08-31 23:07:15 UTC  

How to reduce moisture in your mouth by 99%

2019-09-01 00:12:57 UTC  

It’s better with ketchup

2019-09-01 02:05:41 UTC  

^^ looks good

2019-09-01 14:44:50 UTC  

So I may or may not have just realized I never picked up season 6 of Clone Wars. Fixed that shit really quick

2019-09-01 14:56:40 UTC  

Ok

2019-09-01 18:58:14 UTC  

No

2019-09-01 19:00:15 UTC  

It's actually coming tomorrow. That is the fastest Amazon Prime has ever worked for me.

2019-09-02 04:47:37 UTC  

I once got my package within 2 days because I accidentally activated a free trial of Amazon prime

2019-09-02 22:19:16 UTC  

lack of titties disturbs me

2019-09-02 22:29:35 UTC  

Better?

2019-09-02 22:32:05 UTC  

yes 😄

2019-09-03 19:31:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/618528620083806239/image0.jpg

2019-09-03 19:33:26 UTC  

4, not too big and not too small

2019-09-03 19:34:30 UTC  

Nah,5-6

2019-09-03 19:37:23 UTC  

6 or 7

2019-09-03 19:37:33 UTC  

Maybe 5

2019-09-03 19:43:10 UTC  

My ex fiancee had E Titties

2019-09-03 19:51:00 UTC  

I apologize

2019-09-03 20:19:09 UTC  

The good thing about these titties are motorboating them

2019-09-04 02:17:48 UTC  

I wanna get Tots and some of the boys together for a watch party.

2019-09-04 02:17:58 UTC  

Found some fantastically funny shit

2019-09-04 08:37:19 UTC  

What you watching

2019-09-04 13:39:32 UTC  

The Stan Romanek story

2019-09-04 13:40:42 UTC  

It's a dude who believes in UFOs and shit, video taped some alien dolls, claims he sired some alien children, got arrested for kiddie porn, blamed it on the C.I.A.

2019-09-04 14:08:13 UTC  

Sounds like absolute laugh

2019-09-05 14:34:12 UTC  

Things to saw during a family dinner but not during sex:

2019-09-05 14:35:01 UTC  

Pour the gravy in my mouth

2019-09-05 15:35:30 UTC  

Say*

2019-09-05 19:25:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/619251719318142976/image0.jpg

2019-09-08 18:13:59 UTC  

It was kinda disturbing till the end. Then I laughed my ass off.

2019-09-10 16:50:40 UTC  

Great news everyone! @Trigger Tots McGee just told me she’s given up smoking!

2019-09-10 16:59:23 UTC  

Fucking hell

2019-09-10 17:01:27 UTC  

She's a quitter, *says the man who had a stroke because of smoking*

2019-09-10 17:26:51 UTC  

Eat your mom to stop climate change

2019-09-10 18:07:56 UTC  

Seen this, Sweden needs colonising by UK once we’ve sorted ourselves out, norway can come too.

2019-09-10 18:37:31 UTC  

Bernie said something to the same effect, only using abortions as his tool of population control (which he admits would be primarily focused in third-world countries)

2019-09-10 18:49:39 UTC  

the max pop you could fit on this planet (if advance in Agricultural tech speed up) would be 15billion, we are half way there, but maxing because lack of Agricultural tech so population wise we need to slow down on the birth rate. ways of helping with food and such would be to irrigate the Southern US, Mexico, North Africa. Ad tell India and poor African country people how to use condoms.