Was*

I noticed before you posted

Too bad

So sad

*confused sirens*

Here, have chip butty

Eww

Hahahahahahahahaha

How to reduce moisture in your mouth by 99%

It’s better with ketchup

^^ looks good

So I may or may not have just realized I never picked up season 6 of Clone Wars. Fixed that shit really quick

Ok

No

It's actually coming tomorrow. That is the fastest Amazon Prime has ever worked for me.

I once got my package within 2 days because I accidentally activated a free trial of Amazon prime

lack of titties disturbs me

Better?

yes 😄

4, not too big and not too small

Nah,5-6

6 or 7

Maybe 5

My ex fiancee had E Titties

I apologize

The good thing about these titties are motorboating them

I wanna get Tots and some of the boys together for a watch party.

Found some fantastically funny shit

What you watching

The Stan Romanek story

It's a dude who believes in UFOs and shit, video taped some alien dolls, claims he sired some alien children, got arrested for kiddie porn, blamed it on the C.I.A.

Sounds like absolute laugh

Things to saw during a family dinner but not during sex:

Pour the gravy in my mouth

Say*

https://twitter.com/yello_wool/status/1170127090005553152?s=21

It was kinda disturbing till the end. Then I laughed my ass off.

Great news everyone! @Trigger Tots McGee just told me she’s given up smoking!