another paper due tuesday

Procrastinate

No

Start the second paper now

I have already

Good

Not the second paper part

Oh

Homosexual

No u

Nein du

No tu

Fuck... I only know German and English

No tots

Also, how dare you use the familiar form of "you" with me young man?

shut up cunt

What language is that?

Eat my diction

Suck my anus

Instructions unclear, attempting to suck my own anus out.

Damn, kinda impressive

Sucking your own dick is so 1994. In order to suck my own anus out, I'd have to take ALL my ribs out

Do it pussy

+

I'd need Obi-Wan Kenobi to help pry-open my ribs.

LiKe If YoU gEt ThE ReFeReNcE

yeah yeah

Petch is going to wake up either very outraged or very turned on or laughing his ass off.

Or a combo of the three.

Why not all 3?

Also, hi @KptKerosive

@KptKerosive <:dolphin_head:400483011432546314>

**I KNOW**
**YOU KNOW**
**THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH**

I DID IT BITCHES

I’m pretty sure some of vehicles in their armour museums still have working guns and some use ammo that’s still being made.

In France that is

If she don't sing along to the FRIENDS theme song before every episode, she ain't the one, bro!!

Friends is garbage

You have shit taste