Message from @Duke of Petchington

Discord ID: 625837557632073763


2019-09-23 03:33:23 UTC  

What language is that?

2019-09-23 03:33:31 UTC  

Eat my diction

2019-09-23 03:34:44 UTC  

Suck my anus

2019-09-23 03:35:44 UTC  

Instructions unclear, attempting to suck my own anus out.

2019-09-23 03:36:00 UTC  

Damn, kinda impressive

2019-09-23 03:36:50 UTC  

Sucking your own dick is so 1994. In order to suck my own anus out, I'd have to take ALL my ribs out

2019-09-23 03:40:31 UTC  

Do it pussy

2019-09-23 03:40:53 UTC  

+

2019-09-23 03:41:03 UTC  

I'd need Obi-Wan Kenobi to help pry-open my ribs.

2019-09-23 03:41:36 UTC  

LiKe If YoU gEt ThE ReFeReNcE

2019-09-23 03:42:46 UTC  

yeah yeah

2019-09-23 04:22:44 UTC  

Petch is going to wake up either very outraged or very turned on or laughing his ass off.

2019-09-23 04:22:53 UTC  

Or a combo of the three.

2019-09-23 04:24:03 UTC  

Why not all 3?

2019-09-23 04:24:13 UTC  

Also, hi @KptKerosive

2019-09-23 04:28:16 UTC  

@KptKerosive <:dolphin_head:400483011432546314>

2019-09-23 04:28:45 UTC  

**I KNOW**
**YOU KNOW**
**THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH**

2019-09-23 07:28:00 UTC  

I DID IT BITCHES

2019-09-23 10:06:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/625634017848590366/image0.jpg

2019-09-23 14:51:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/625705904876027914/get_fucked.mp4

2019-09-23 23:35:01 UTC  

I’m pretty sure some of vehicles in their armour museums still have working guns and some use ammo that’s still being made.

2019-09-23 23:35:36 UTC  

In France that is

2019-09-25 04:16:31 UTC  

If she don't sing along to the FRIENDS theme song before every episode, she ain't the one, bro!!

2019-09-25 04:35:03 UTC  

Friends is garbage

2019-09-25 04:39:21 UTC  

You have shit taste

2019-09-25 05:08:32 UTC  

No u

2019-09-25 05:08:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/626283970719645706/mm12g6gwizl21.jpg

2019-09-25 06:38:51 UTC  

Friends is pretty trash series

2019-09-25 06:45:40 UTC  

It’s what “trendy” people watch, and the Entire Series has no plot, charisma, comedy.

Much like How I Met Your Mother and The Big Bang Theory, they are incredibly predictable and all they really are is Blokes trying to get a shag and women complaining that they can’t find the right man.

2019-09-26 04:04:02 UTC  

Sounds like you never saw the series but ok

2019-09-26 08:15:31 UTC  

I did. It’s bland

2019-09-26 16:33:47 UTC  

No, it seriously is. Probably the best sitcom the early 2000s had in America, but that's not saying much.

2019-09-26 21:00:09 UTC  

Britain had things like Porridge, Of Fools and Horses, Allo Allo. These weren’t even sitcoms but far Charismatic than US Sitcoms

2019-09-26 21:04:46 UTC  

I didn't even know that there was a war between friends and Seinfeld fans until this year when I started getting targett d by Seinfeld fans

2019-09-26 21:05:34 UTC  

It's as bad as the war between Apple vs Android

And pads vs tampons

2019-09-26 21:06:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/626887298809724968/image0.jpg

2019-09-27 05:24:44 UTC  

Stfu if it weren't for us you'd be speaking German by now

2019-09-27 05:25:10 UTC  

Or russian

2019-09-27 05:25:49 UTC  

Mr. 'I call them chips because I hate the french' lookin ass

2019-09-27 10:31:54 UTC  

Britain and the Commonwealth stopped everyone from German, with some help from Poles, French, Belgians, Norwegians, Dutch and Greeks. The US took 2 years while many nations Bled and died. Russia was the one that Curve stomp the Bulk of the German army.

Britain was Also major player in the Cold War, ever heard of the GIUK gap, the North Atlantic would be Killing ground.

2019-09-27 20:33:44 UTC  

Also chips are T H I C C

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400441432315396099/627241490610913305/image0.jpg