@rart she was Spartan. That was an excuse back the. A poor excuse though.

My uh...knowledge on the subject is clearly underwhelming. I could probably last a couple of rounds on Jeopardy, though!

Yeah Spartan women were known for their beauty because they were also trained for fitness, to defend themselves and in the bedroom arts all in the purpose to breed future Spartans.

Islam is right about women.

@Women Dont Exist Know. When I mean by defend themselves, I mean defend against foreign invaders in the worst case the Spartan Men can't or unable to.

I'm talking modern day women

Oh. Well go on then.

Kewl

MODERN DAY WOMEN ARE TRASH. Shoot her before she gives the cooter

Damn!

I would like a Spartan Bitch. Maybe....

Ima get me an Athetian

Oooh. The artistic type eh?

@JulioAX3 Did you know that Spartan women were well known for their vicious mockery of the men?

One of the fun stories I heard is that when a young warrior ran home, his mother saw him, lifted her skirt and demanded, "Are you coming all the way back in so I can give birth to a real son?"

I see not much has changed, then...

Yep, those women of Sparta are brutal.

I won't deny The Spartan society was not brutal. They definitely were.

Good gravy, this has been a long work week (Sat thru Weds)

Being a married wage slave is a sould drain

If you weren't good enough for the Spartan Recruitmant you were a dead man.

I mean....sometimes

They would be the most brutal if the Man looked weak or cowardice in any respect.

I just put a magpul pistol grip on my AR-15.

Feelsgoodman

(k2+)

I put a magnum on my rifle

I put a chainsaw on my minigun.

(It's really hard to use the chainsaw while the turrets are spinning.)

not if you out a mini chainsaw on each barrel

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That's using your thinking meat!

Meow

I'm going to get a scaaaaary vertical foregrip and go around scaring liberals with it

Bad joke

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Also, I'm thinking I'll build my own gas piston AR with a crusader lower receiver and an echo trigger

DEUS VULT

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I'm gonna buy a gun